Children, back in my youth there was a show on the air called "America's Funniest Home Videos." Folks would film their friends and family using a device called a camcorder. Sometimes something unexpected would happen while the camcorder was rolling, and someone would  say, "Hey, Uncle Bob! Everyone should see that funny video you took!"

So every ( Read more... )

Me: This Coco Chanel biopic I'm watching is so laughable I wish you were here to mock it. Right now I'm watching Angry Tango Dancing with Jealous Onlooker

Me: Celebrity Fit Club had better character development than this

He: Who's dancing with what?

Me: Coco is dancing with her French-army horse-breeding guy while the guy's polo-chapion ( Read more... )

While searching for an unrelated file yesterday, I ran across an old post of mine that dates back to America's Next Top Model, Cycle 6. In it, I draw comparisons between ANTM and a short-lived competitive-reality show called Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Search that had aired a few months prior. I used to watch SISMS every week with my jaw on ( Read more... )