Yeah, I did it again. But I always suspected my life would turn out this way.
I will marry Josh Bernstein.
After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Brest in our fabulous House.
We will have 0 kid(s) together.
Our family will zoom around in a Teal super-hybrid.
I will spend my days as a vibrator tester, and live happily ever after.
And, yes, Brest IS a real place - it's in Brittany, in France. And if you don't know who Josh Bernstein is, you need to get on the Google.