So by now, some of you are wondering what the Hell happened. Well, so am I. One day, I'm about to go in for eye surgery--a few weeks later, I'm getting out of the hospital with an infected liver. Well, without going into too much detail, some serious shit went down in those three weeks. The Ketorolac I was given post-surgery gave me some ( Read more... )

One of the last things I remember is having a small piece of green tube placed in my mouth, to keep it open. I can recall the nurse tying a strap around my head to keep the tube in place. The last words I said came out muddled, but any dentist worth her salt would have clearly interpreted them as "Bring out the gimp." Yes, I even make pop cultural ( Read more... )

Sometimes I feel like the worst patient ever, if only because I'm so impatient when it comes to my health. When I'm sick, I want to know what's wrong, get the appropriate treatment, and feel better--all in the time frame between immediately and now. Google gets searched, WebMD and company get consulted, the BC HealthGuide gets thumbed through. And ( Read more... )

Normally, I'm not a weird dream person. I may have a memorable dream once in a while and may even post about them from time to time, but usually sleep is sleep to me and nothing more. But lately, I've been having a lot of weird, yet realistic feeling, dreams ( Read more... )