Apr 16, 2008 09:40
“Go ahead… tell me to get off the counter. Don’t be such a pansy. I’m just a cat. See, I’m not begging… I’m not like that stupid dog down there, drooling over the food. Nope, I’m just going to put my ass right here on the counter. If I can’t have your food, then your food can taste like my ass. My ass isn’t so bad anyway. I lick it all the time.
Yep, I’m going to stay right here. It’s not like you’re going to tell me to get down.
Don’t you dare give that dog a bite. “
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