Y'all. I did a thing.
I installed Castaway Stories again (and got it to work!) Since I had never played on the other world available in the game, Wanmami Island, I decided to do so.
Here you can see, I decided to drop Charity Davenport onto the island.
"Hmm, this is going to be a lot more work than I was thinking..."
Sorry, Charity. You think houses just build themselves?
"And what am I supposed to do with this?"
Kill people, duh. Or chop bamboo for your house. You decide.
"Is this necessary?"
Food doesn't grow on trees, Charity.
Well, actually... here, it does.
"Oh this isn't so terrible. Still a lot of work, though. Isn't there a grocery store around here anywhere?"
You make a hopeless castaway, Charity.
"Finally! Food I know how to gather!"
Sigh.