A Sims 3 Legacy: Beaker (redux)
God I miss the Sims. I mean I really, really miss the Sims. Mostly I miss The Sims 2, but... that game will never work on my machines again; I have come to accept this.
I've tried to play Sims 4. I can't.
So here I am in Sims 3, doing one of my favorite things... a Legacy. And who better to do a Legacy with, than my old friend Ulysses Beaker!
Ulysses: Great. Can't wait.
Me: You know the drill, Ulysses... hardly any money at first, you have to build a house from nothing, yada yada.
Ulysses: Fine. I'll just surf the net while I wait.
Ta-da!
You have $18 left, Ulysses... but look. Basically everything you need!
Ulysses: LMAO look at this, this is some funny shit...
Me: ULYSSES