Fic: Domestic
Title: Domestic
by Musedepandora (see Master Fic List)
Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to various persons and corporations that are not me or associated with me. This piece of fanfiction is written with the admiration and respect for the original work. I claim no ownership of Doctor Who's creations. No profit is made from this material, now or in the future.
Rating: PG13, because the Doctor says 'orgy' (Oooh!)
Characters/Pairings: River/Eleven
Word Count: 100
Summary: River makes a simple request. The Doctor knows better. And he still gets it wrong. (drabble)
Notes: I wrote up the dialogue of this on the spot in a IM conversation with owlsie. Decided to turn it into a drabble. Thanks to r34dinglight for quick beta-check.
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River descended the stairs with purpose and his stomach jumped with excitement, alarm, or . . . something else. "Sweetie, we're out of milk. Let's stop off in ancient Rome." From any other companion, he would've taken those words at face value. But this was no companion. This was his wife.
"Nuh-uh, I'm not falling for that again!"
"Oh?"
"Every time I take you to ancient Rome, we end up in an orgy. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me four times, shame on me."
"Really?" River grinned.
He realized his mistake too late.
"I'll have to remember that when you're younger."
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by Musedepandora (see Master Fic List)
Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to various persons and corporations that are not me or associated with me. This piece of fanfiction is written with the admiration and respect for the original work. I claim no ownership of Doctor Who's creations. No profit is made from this material, now or in the future.
Rating: PG13, because the Doctor says 'orgy' (Oooh!)
Characters/Pairings: River/Eleven
Word Count: 100
Summary: River makes a simple request. The Doctor knows better. And he still gets it wrong. (drabble)
Notes: I wrote up the dialogue of this on the spot in a IM conversation with owlsie. Decided to turn it into a drabble. Thanks to r34dinglight for quick beta-check.
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River descended the stairs with purpose and his stomach jumped with excitement, alarm, or . . . something else. "Sweetie, we're out of milk. Let's stop off in ancient Rome." From any other companion, he would've taken those words at face value. But this was no companion. This was his wife.
"Nuh-uh, I'm not falling for that again!"
"Oh?"
"Every time I take you to ancient Rome, we end up in an orgy. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me four times, shame on me."
"Really?" River grinned.
He realized his mistake too late.
"I'll have to remember that when you're younger."
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