Holy Yipes!
A Story For Your Enjoyment:
I accidentally threw a bible at the dog tonight. I picked it up in order to look up the spelling to the word Pharaoh, and as I did so, noticed a spider perched on the cover. A noise like a high pitched "Ee-earp!" erupted from me, the bible flew through the air, narrowly missing the dog's face as she yiped and dodged backwards, and Aaron stared on, wondering what on earth had happened. He said that from his viewpoint it appeared that I had suddenly been possessed, and at touching the bible was immediately burned, flinging it across the room. After much laughing, we soothed the confused Kiwi and found that Pharaoh does indeed have two A's.
The End
I accidentally threw a bible at the dog tonight. I picked it up in order to look up the spelling to the word Pharaoh, and as I did so, noticed a spider perched on the cover. A noise like a high pitched "Ee-earp!" erupted from me, the bible flew through the air, narrowly missing the dog's face as she yiped and dodged backwards, and Aaron stared on, wondering what on earth had happened. He said that from his viewpoint it appeared that I had suddenly been possessed, and at touching the bible was immediately burned, flinging it across the room. After much laughing, we soothed the confused Kiwi and found that Pharaoh does indeed have two A's.
The End