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This morning I was talking to my dad and Tali came running towards me and jumped on me, as she normally does. This followed:
Me: NO! NO! Bad dog!
Tali- now starts chewing on me
Me: NO!! *smacks dog on nose, she stops and continues even harder*
Dad: Not my daughter you bitch!!!!
Me:.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Its too bad my dad isn't Molly Weasley.