One wonders if the universe is trying to tell me something.  Or at least just Tali.

It was bad enough yesterday answering to the big black trashbag full of lube and condoms I'd dragged into the house.  Which was only paid attention to when a hole was discovered and Tali (my one year old golden retriever) stole a condom and we had to chase her down ( Read more... )

This morning I was talking to my dad and Tali came running towards me and jumped on me, as she normally does.  This followed:

Me: NO! NO! Bad dog!
    Tali- now starts chewing on me
    Me: NO!! *smacks dog on nose, she stops and continues even harder*
    Dad: Not my daughter you bitch!!!!
    Me:.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Its too bad my dad ( Read more... )

Its my birthday today!  And so far, everythings going well, as thats a fear I now have: Death and Destruction on my birthday.

My mom made my birthday cake for me, as she thought it was weird I was planning on making it myself.  Its amazing from the tiny tidbits that I've tried.  She picked it out, with my coaching.  The original cake I'd picked ( Read more... )

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 My mother is baffling.  I'm apparently allowed to have people over, although I'm not allowed to go anywhere else.  And she suggested I host a party for tomorrow night, but says it to me so late that I'm sure everyone already has plans, so I'll still wind up stuck home alone and lonely for friendly company.  She even suggested inviting over the 2 ( Read more... )

 
1, What color is your toothbrush?
White and rose, its a breast cancer supporting one, otherwise I wouldn't be caught dead with a pink one.

2, Name one person that made you smile today?

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