Today's Exchange
Me: Good morning Peanut!
Him: Hi daddy!
Me: I know I didn't scoop your litterbox before I went to bed last night, but I'm up early today to take down the cluster heartbeat before the network outage at 6, so I'll have time to do it before I leave.
Him: Hey, that sounds great to me! Isn't it time for you to shower?
Me: Yep. Damn, it's really cold today. I'm going to close the door to keep the steam in here.
Me: *takes shower*
Him: *pisses on Brian's bed right where Brian sleeps*
Me: *gets dressed*
*makes bed*
*UH... WHAT?*
PEANUT!!
Him: Hi daddy!
Me: I know I didn't scoop your litterbox before I went to bed last night, but I'm up early today to take down the cluster heartbeat before the network outage at 6, so I'll have time to do it before I leave.
Him: Hey, that sounds great to me! Isn't it time for you to shower?
Me: Yep. Damn, it's really cold today. I'm going to close the door to keep the steam in here.
Me: *takes shower*
Him: *pisses on Brian's bed right where Brian sleeps*
Me: *gets dressed*
*makes bed*
*UH... WHAT?*
PEANUT!!