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[ciaobastards]

Where the heck am I?! This sure as hell isn't my house, and these definitely aren't my pictures, even if the girl I'm with is very lovely. And who changed my clothes?! This better not be a part of one of France's plans! If that perverted bastard kidnapped me, I'll...throw tomatoes at him! Chigiiii! Or what if I'm captured? If there's anyone out

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[viva_io]

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[viva_io]

Romano~!

Is that you?!

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[ciaobastards]

Yes, I'm Romano, who the hell else would I be?!

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[ciaobastards]

And is it true what Spain said about you staying with Germany?! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT ASSOCIATING WITH THAT POTATO BASTARD.

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W-Wahhh! I don't know! It's just that you've been here a lot of times before and you didn't remember and one time you were a baby and then you were a drone so I wasn't sure it was really you and I'm living with Germany but it's not a bad thing because he's protecting me from lots of scary things I'm supposed to be married to Belarus, ve!!!! I don't want to live with her!!!!

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[ciaobastards]

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What the fuck has that freak been feeding you? And geez, Belarus is pretty damn scary, but can't you find someone other than him to protect you?!

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All the food here is really bad! I had to make my own pasta! I'm not eating much of Germany's food, ve!!!

But lots of people are scary here! Germany's good at protecting people! I don't know who else to go to!

[ciaobastards]

WHAT? No pasta? What do they expect us to eat?! I swear, just when things couldn't get any more fucking twisted...

But Germany would be one of those "scary people"! Stop being so stupid and realize that he's manipulating you with his wursts and muscles already!

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Germany's not scary!!! He saved me lots of times! Like when all the food ran out! And when Belarus tried to kill me! That happens a lot...!

[ciaobastards]

[sigh] You just don't get it, do you?

And anyways, I remember you mentioning something about that potato bastard's DVDs! That means he's just as much of a pervert as France!

[viva_io]

M-Maybe...

But Germany is really brave! Not like big brother France!

[ciaobastards]

For Christ's sake, what do you even see in that guy--

Say...do you mind finding good things to say about me, too?

[viva_io]

U-um... Romano... Romano is really nice! Except when he yells a lot...

[ciaobastards]

W-why did it take so long for you to think of any?!

[viva_io]

I-I don't know!!!

But, but, I'm really happy you're back...! Even if this place is really horrible and scary and mean!