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[ciaobastards]

H-hey, if any of you bastards saw a brown and white puppy the last few months, he's mine, alright?! And if you want to see him, you can't, because...because he's mine and he's so badass he can tear your balls right off or something. [He's totally not lying or anything

Comments

[no_mountains]

What's wrong with potatoes?

[ciaobastards]

They're the most fucking disgusting food ever! They're only a tool used by stupid macho Germans for brainwashing. Because seriously, how could anyone eat that shit?!

[no_mountains]

Everyone in me part of the world eats potatoes a lot!

[ciaobastards]

...You poor bastards. That's fucking impossible.

[no_mountains]

...Poland isn't that poor actually. I think. Or he'd steal food, not cars. And Sweden isn't either, nor am I.

[ciaobastards]

And who the hell are you supposed to be?

[no_mountains]

I'm Denmark! The one from the world that doesn't suck!

[ciaobastards]

You son of a bitch imposter, you're not Denmark! You don't fucking talk like him and you don't fucking act like him either!

[no_mountains]

Hey! Unlike his Sweden, he can talk normally!

[ciaobastards]

...Yeah, no one can tell what the hell Sweden's trying to say. That still doesn't explain why you're pretending to be Denmark!

[no_mountains]

Because I am him. Are you stupid or deaf or what? There are a lot of nations from different world here!

[ciaobastards]

You're the one who's hard to deal with, dammit! Please don't tell me you're from that same world that the signorina France is from.

[no_mountains]

No, they're all girls there! We just have sisters, but my sister isn't here.

[ciaobastards]

...How the fuck are there so many nations?! You've got to be shitting me.

[no_mountains]

Why not?

[ciaobastards]

Because it doesn't make any sense! Only one Denmark exists, dammit!