9.
H-hey, if any of you bastards saw a brown and white puppy the last few months, he's mine, alright?! And if you want to see him, you can't, because...because he's mine and he's so badass he can tear your balls right off or something. [He's totally not lying or anything.]
Has anyone seen the potato bastard lately? His droning makes for some hilarious shit. Maybe I should throw some tomatoes at him, see how he reacts. It'd be a waste of some fucking delicious tomatoes, but it'd be worth it! At least Veneziano isn't exposed to his stupid machoness or his perverted crap anymore. Hmph.
[filtered to Spain, totally hackable by anyone]
But you. Stop acting so weird, dumbass! It's fucking annoying.
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Damn. I need to go get some decent food for once.
[Should you see him shopping for food in town or walking along the street, you may notice his weird, shaky gait-walking normally is hard to do after getting used to going around on four legs.]
Has anyone seen the potato bastard lately? His droning makes for some hilarious shit. Maybe I should throw some tomatoes at him, see how he reacts. It'd be a waste of some fucking delicious tomatoes, but it'd be worth it! At least Veneziano isn't exposed to his stupid machoness or his perverted crap anymore. Hmph.
[filtered to Spain, totally hackable by anyone]
But you. Stop acting so weird, dumbass! It's fucking annoying.
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Damn. I need to go get some decent food for once.
[Should you see him shopping for food in town or walking along the street, you may notice his weird, shaky gait-walking normally is hard to do after getting used to going around on four legs.]