9.

[ciaobastards]

H-hey, if any of you bastards saw a brown and white puppy the last few months, he's mine, alright?! And if you want to see him, you can't, because...because he's mine and he's so badass he can tear your balls right off or something. [He's totally not lying or anything

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[perfektsymmetry]

[Crowe remembers the puppy! How could he forget that craziness? It's a good thing for Romano that he's a little on the gullible side.]

O-oh! That was your dog? I tried helping him but communication with him was a little difficult I'm afraid… so he make it home alright?

[ciaobastards]

[And Romano remembers how aggravating Crowe was to him as well.]

Yeah. He's fine, he's doing...whatever the hell it is dogs do.

Maybe communication would've been easier if you would've actually been smarter.

[perfektsymmetry]

[If this conversation happened a week or two earlier, Crowe probably would have just blubbered and apologized. But lately, he's not taking nonsense like this. He speaks sternly.]

E-excuse me? I'm sorry if I can't speak dog, or... whatever. I was trying to do what I could be he was a little... difficult to handle. I was only trying to help.

[ciaobastards]

Tch, his message was pretty fucking obvious if you ask me. He even drew the damn picture out for you!

[perfektsymmetry]

…he told you about it?! Look, maybe you're used to talking with him like that, but I'm not. I was just trying to be nice. I'm sorry that wasn't good enough or you.

[That was sarcasm. From Crowe. What is the world coming to?]

[ciaobastards]

Yeah, you sure as hell weren't! If only you could just figure it out instead of being so stupid, he wouldn't have been stu--lost!

[Whoops. He almost slipped it.]