So, it is true, Artemis Fowl has come to Hogwarts!
Right now I have four fanfics archived on ff.net, they are my Artemis!Married fic, which is called 'But, It can't be true!', my pride and joy, 'Tall Man in the Tunnel', which is a crossover between Wish List and Eternity Code, 'The Tall Man's Tight Leather Pants', which again refers to Butler as the Tall Man, but it's a PWP (plot, what plot?) fic, and the first one I started, The title is the subject of this livejournal entry. I've decided to take it out of retirement. I last updated to the fic on August 15th, 2003. Now it is August 1st, 2004, and I am determined not to let a whole year slip by before the next chapter is posted. I've been reading Goblet of Fire recently, which is the year in which this takes place, so I have a pretty solid understanding of what's going to happen next. In the fifth chapter, Artemis will--*muffled scream*
*dies*
EDIT: I no longer own the plot to "But, It Can't Be True!". I shall have to remove it from my archives on ff.net shortly. It is because biztheinsane, poor dear who had the misfortune to own a Dell, her laptop ate itself, along with her stories. *mourn* And so to console her, I gave her "But, It Can't Be True!". So it is no longer mine.
Oh, and I'm not dead. Fun, that. And the fifth chapter is posted, so you can read it. I am working on the sixth chapter now, in which Artemis will go to-*silenced gunshot*
*is really dead this time*
*knows this is getting old*
*dies*
EDIT: I no longer own the plot to "But, It Can't Be True!". I shall have to remove it from my archives on ff.net shortly. It is because biztheinsane, poor dear who had the misfortune to own a Dell, her laptop ate itself, along with her stories. *mourn* And so to console her, I gave her "But, It Can't Be True!". So it is no longer mine.
Oh, and I'm not dead. Fun, that. And the fifth chapter is posted, so you can read it. I am working on the sixth chapter now, in which Artemis will go to-*silenced gunshot*
*is really dead this time*
*knows this is getting old*