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[churchninja]

[When Link's webcam blesses the network with his unsmiling face, he's standing out starkly against the backdrop of his sparsely decorated (if not very tidy and modern) living room.

That's right, folks. It's that time again. Today's the glorious day when Link takes it upon himself to stick his nose into so-and-so's business, all under the guise of

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[alma_karma]

Um... [Thinking REALLY hard.]

I saw a bug the other day?

[churchninja]

[Such a helpful little boy. Link approves of you.]

Is that so? Where was it located?

[alma_karma]

[B'awwww. And he doesn't even make fun of Link, because INSPECTING for HEALTH is a very important job, obviously.]

In the kitchen. Near the window.

[churchninja]

And what sort of bug was it?

[God, he hopes it wasn't one of those biting ladybugs.]

[alma_karma]

It was little and black with orange edges on it.

[Because the mun is fairly sure that Boxelder bugs exist in Russia. And if they don't, oh, well.]

[churchninja]

[Mun had to Google it. We need to get you someplace SAFE, Alma! Who knows what that completely harmless bug could do to you?]

How did you dispose of it? We don't need mice and bugs.

[alma_karma]

[Such a dangerous completely harmless bug!]

I opened the window and put it outside.

[churchninja]

[Well, that solves that problem. Good job, Alma.]

I see. Then, have you noticed anything else that might be considered strange? Perhaps any unexplained sounds late at night?

[alma_karma]

[He shakes his head.] I'm not allowed to stay up late.

[churchninja]

Of course. And the state of your cabinets and drawers? None of your boxes or bags have been chewed, have they?

[Thorough investigation sure is thorough.]

[alma_karma]

Nope!

[churchninja]

[Link knew it-probably just another prank by the kids from the next building.]

I see. I appreciate your assistance, Alma. Are you behaving today?

[alma_karma]

[Kids playing pranks on Link? IMAGINE THAT.]

You're welcome.

[Smilesmile~] Yeah. I already finished my homework and everything!

[churchninja]

Have you? I suppose that leaves you with plenty of time to keep Kanda out of trouble.

[alma_karma]

[He giggles, going along with it.] I try to. I can't make him less grumpy, though.

[churchninja]

[It isn't an easy job.]

I believe it impossible to make him any less grumpy. He did, however, mention he was in a fairly good mood the other day. Would you happen to know why?