[When Link's webcam blesses the network with his unsmiling face, he's standing out starkly against the backdrop of his sparsely decorated (if not very
tidy and modern) living room.
That's right, folks. It's that time again. Today's the glorious day when Link takes it upon himself to stick his nose into so-and-so's business, all under the guise of bettering everyday life for the building's general populace. Hopefully people are used to it by now, because (as far as Link's knows) that's how it's always been done in these lovely Credinta apartments.]
Good day. As the resident health inspector, I request that everyone list anything unusual in their apartments. I've received an anonymous tip that mice may or may not be nesting in the walls. While this could be nothing more than a false alarm, it's best to be certain.
... And whoever left the note beneath my door should know that my nose is not that size, nor is my job to scrub toilets.
Thank you.