Why can't I tie my shoes properly?

Why does that stupid Seimei have to be here?

Where are my chupas!?

HOW COME SOUCHAN WON'T LET ME SLEEP WITH HIM!?

[ooc | He means... in his bed, obviously.

ETA: Going to bed soon, will backdate tomorrow~?]

Honey, where's my--

[Pause, followed by light chuckles]

This is interesting. I didn't expect to--

G-GAH?! HONEY?! BABY GIRL?! WHERE ARE YOU?! I need my bedtime chupa!

[ooc | In his mid-30's, with a wife and a daughter in her teenage years. Haven't changed his icons cause I don't have any. He's calmed down a little, having a family. BUT KIO ( Read more... )

I've arrived with the Evening Report:

This is definitely not the Pride Lands.

Animals have been jailed in! How outrageous! Strange creatures are acting abnormally!

This is the eve~ning~ report!

Both the long and the short!

And-

[clicks off as he pecks randomly at the Network device]

[ooc | The Morning Report]

LIME?!

Why couldn't I get pudding like Souchan? Or even Cola? Lime isn't even in my top ten!

[Filtered // From Soubi]
Souchan- he may be a homo weirdo jerk, but, you know, he's not such a bad guy~ ♥

Trust me. He's my future lover best friend. I know him best of all and- well, you really have to know him! He's a lonely guy.

Don't worry. He has ( Read more... )

Note: Dry cleaners- dirt on the cuff of pants leg

Schedule:

xx00 // Lunch [Do watch calories]
xx30 // Prepare company report
xx00 // Meet with Soubi [Discuss project details]
xx00 // Dinner with corporate adviser [Allowed indulgence - comradeship]

The neighbors are quite unsatisfactory.

Handgun: Necessary. Violence quite abundant; possible ( Read more... )