Golp.
It's still the 33th day today, not counting the New Year Holiday and the Winter Order delays.
It's been inofficially decided that Kaito's nickname for Gretel-chan is Yuzu, and she calls him Ka-kun. Yes, it's Ka, not Kai. It's a name that developed ever since they were young, because during that time Yuzuki couldn't pronounce the -ai sound. (Sometimes she calls him To-kun too. But Ka-kun annoys him more. xD)
A Typical Conversation. Y is for Yuzuki and K is for Kaito. Words in brackets help to describe the "feel" of the spoken words. Watch out for the (slightly lame and very minor) role Chuo has.
K: Yo, Yuzu-chan.
Y: Oh, but it's Ka-kun!
(a moment of tension. Kaito is not amused.)
K: ... Was it me or did you say Ka?
Y: Yes...? (Note: She saying the equivalent of a nervous Ma, ne... (Japanese).)
K: Idiot, you shouldn't just shorten other people's name like that!
...
Y: You just did it just now with my name too! And besides, Ka is not a shortening, it's... it-it-it's an Abbreviation! It's a formal phonetic sounding-out of the initial K! (Has this look of trying to babble out Nonsense that sounds like Intelligent Academic Talk.)
K: Y-Y-Yuzu is an Abbrev. too! (Is starting to realize that he's losing his edge on the argument)
Y: You just copied what I said. (Smugness. Think Cat on Tree with Dog Below.) And don't start making an Abbreviation out of Abbreviation.
K: That wasn't me, it's Chuo that's too lazy to type Abbreviation.
CHUO: Hey, but don't you think it's so in character for Kaito to abbreviate Abbreviation? I was trying to make his behaviour more consistent!
*Chuo gets ignored somehow. These doll-people are crazy.*
K: Hey, Yu, we should go eat some'ing.
Y: ...There's food back at my place. *dramatic pause* I have cookies-hey where're you going?
K: To your house. Cookies are epic win.
Basically they are retarded. They have peaceful arguments all the time about stuff you can go on about for forever. One Important thing to note is that they are one food-loving couple. Food is LIFE.
If they ever got married one day, they would have a Miracle Kitchen. I'm sure we all are well-acquainted with Miracle Kitchens. They are basically kitchens with marvelous food stored at every random nook and cranny. (Marvelous Food does mean junk food, sweets, weird commodities like miso, and nothing healthy indeed. Health nuts keep away.)
With parents like these I'm sure any kids they have will have a very trying time with Health Inspectors. Imagine this:
Health Inspector: Well, but for the State of this House! And the kitchen, well I never-!
Knowing them, Yuzuki will sheepishly say that she puts greens in every meal (basically almost always croquettes) and Kaito will insist on the Many Health Benefits of Comfort Food. And the little kid will blow it all by squawking, "Daddy didn't eat his greens yestaday!"
The Health Inspector will leave the house with a substantially higher Blood Pressure than before. Beware the powers of the Cookie Couple. Once again, be warned that they are slightly mad. Insurance against High Blood Pressure and Its Effects is strongly recommended.
It's been inofficially decided that Kaito's nickname for Gretel-chan is Yuzu, and she calls him Ka-kun. Yes, it's Ka, not Kai. It's a name that developed ever since they were young, because during that time Yuzuki couldn't pronounce the -ai sound. (Sometimes she calls him To-kun too. But Ka-kun annoys him more. xD)
A Typical Conversation. Y is for Yuzuki and K is for Kaito. Words in brackets help to describe the "feel" of the spoken words. Watch out for the (slightly lame and very minor) role Chuo has.
K: Yo, Yuzu-chan.
Y: Oh, but it's Ka-kun!
(a moment of tension. Kaito is not amused.)
K: ... Was it me or did you say Ka?
Y: Yes...? (Note: She saying the equivalent of a nervous Ma, ne... (Japanese).)
K: Idiot, you shouldn't just shorten other people's name like that!
...
Y: You just did it just now with my name too! And besides, Ka is not a shortening, it's... it-it-it's an Abbreviation! It's a formal phonetic sounding-out of the initial K! (Has this look of trying to babble out Nonsense that sounds like Intelligent Academic Talk.)
K: Y-Y-Yuzu is an Abbrev. too! (Is starting to realize that he's losing his edge on the argument)
Y: You just copied what I said. (Smugness. Think Cat on Tree with Dog Below.) And don't start making an Abbreviation out of Abbreviation.
K: That wasn't me, it's Chuo that's too lazy to type Abbreviation.
CHUO: Hey, but don't you think it's so in character for Kaito to abbreviate Abbreviation? I was trying to make his behaviour more consistent!
*Chuo gets ignored somehow. These doll-people are crazy.*
K: Hey, Yu, we should go eat some'ing.
Y: ...There's food back at my place. *dramatic pause* I have cookies-hey where're you going?
K: To your house. Cookies are epic win.
Basically they are retarded. They have peaceful arguments all the time about stuff you can go on about for forever. One Important thing to note is that they are one food-loving couple. Food is LIFE.
If they ever got married one day, they would have a Miracle Kitchen. I'm sure we all are well-acquainted with Miracle Kitchens. They are basically kitchens with marvelous food stored at every random nook and cranny. (Marvelous Food does mean junk food, sweets, weird commodities like miso, and nothing healthy indeed. Health nuts keep away.)
With parents like these I'm sure any kids they have will have a very trying time with Health Inspectors. Imagine this:
Health Inspector: Well, but for the State of this House! And the kitchen, well I never-!
Knowing them, Yuzuki will sheepishly say that she puts greens in every meal (basically almost always croquettes) and Kaito will insist on the Many Health Benefits of Comfort Food. And the little kid will blow it all by squawking, "Daddy didn't eat his greens yestaday!"
The Health Inspector will leave the house with a substantially higher Blood Pressure than before. Beware the powers of the Cookie Couple. Once again, be warned that they are slightly mad. Insurance against High Blood Pressure and Its Effects is strongly recommended.