One of my friends became offended because I expressed my concerns that the wonderful-smelling, albeit feminine apricot hand lotion I always carry around may make others think that I am gay
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This is definitely a good point that I will consider. No, I guess gay people do not seem too concerned about being considered straight.
But I agree, feminine would be a term that would get my point across in a manner that is not as easy to misinterpret.
Anyway, I guess I realized that if people don't know me, they may assume I'm not cool with gays. So just as a forenote, I think gay people are just like any other people. There are gay people I like and gay people that I am not as fond of. And then there are gay people that I am terribly jealous of, because they get more attention than I do.
"Hey guys! Look over here!" I say, as I struggle to juggle four flaming chainsaws and a small child. "What does Craig have that I don't?!"
But they don't hear me. Their backs are turned to me and they look upon Craig with a sense of reverence and awe that I could never earn. Craig: who surpasses me in almost every imaginable way; with his unstoppable charisma, wittiness, and acting prowess.
But I agree, feminine would be a term that would get my point across in a manner that is not as easy to misinterpret.
Anyway, I guess I realized that if people don't know me, they may assume I'm not cool with gays. So just as a forenote, I think gay people are just like any other people. There are gay people I like and gay people that I am not as fond of. And then there are gay people that I am terribly jealous of, because they get more attention than I do.
"Hey guys! Look over here!" I say, as I struggle to juggle four flaming chainsaws and a small child. "What does Craig have that I don't?!"
But they don't hear me. Their backs are turned to me and they look upon Craig with a sense of reverence and awe that I could never earn. Craig: who surpasses me in almost every imaginable way; with his unstoppable charisma, wittiness, and acting prowess.
Five chainsaws now, a small child, and a kitten.
Craig can't hold out forever.
- Chui
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