I Love It When My Dinner Casually Tries To Poison Me

Sep 13, 2009 02:41

Hey Olive Garden,

Did you have to go and have tidbits of pepper in the salad dressing that you drown every bit of greenery in? Did they have to only show up against the white plate after I ate the salad?

Seriously. Why do you do this to me.

WHY.

ARE PEPPERS NECESSARY FOR EVERYTHING.

No Love,
The von Strangehours' brain chemistry

damn fucking allergies, misanthropy, open letters

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