It Really Is A Large-Scale Practical Joke

[chronographia]

Some times I feel like I ought to just keep this small questionnaire on my person for any new people I might meet. Just to get all of the peculiarness over with as fast as possible.

Poll Please select all that apply.Do not be alarmed if you answered a disproportionately large number of these. You have met the universe's highly specifc criteria for knowing me. It was probably only

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[anti_cyclone]

If there was a way to half-check the parental estrangement thing, I would. But I guess I am still more or less on speaking terms with my dad. And I quite like his wife.

[chronographia]

I forgot to add the 'possibly' before the bit about estrangement. And of course Eljay does not allow polls to be edited.

[ginger_dragon]

Muffins are good. Muffins are our friends.

[chronographia]

Muffiny goodness is mine!

[spiralsheep]

::refrains from asking detailed supplemental questions on the poll::

[chronographia]

Oh, you could, if you felt like it. But I may reserve the right to screen said questions, or ignore them entirely.

[spiralsheep]

Heh. I was thinking more of asking whether I got extra points for insert-bizarre-tmi-details-about-my-family-here but then I decided to refrain. The potential extra points are almost certainly not worth inflicting my tmi on the world. ;-)

[anonymous]

ummm, i lived in houston... i only recommend living there from...late october til early may at the latest...any longer than that and there is risk of melting...

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[chronographia]

I've never heard that there were any redeeming features to living in Houston, only bad and worser features.

Melting is on the worser end of the scale.