In answer to yesterday's poll, ( A cell phone is like an earthworm because. . . )

Poll Poll 22: Riddle Me This, Batman!

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Poll Poll 21: Long-haired freaky people need not apply

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tesinth and I went to see Apocalypto at the dollar theatre yesterday. While the moral of the movie appears to be "Thank God the White Catholics showed up in time to save the noble savages," we found ourselves wondering:

Poll Poll 20: Let the shushing begin!

( See, this is why I ask )

Vote 3 is in, and positive.

That makes me Dedicant Clergy:

(From the Clergy Council P&PM): The candidate's clergy credentials will be valid immediately upon approval of the Officers.

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