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Why is it that male lifeguards are ridulously hot?
I ventured into the North Boulder pool today. It was GIGANTIC. It had a motherfucking slide that went up like three floors. The kind of slides you see in water parks.
I didn't really care for the slides though as most of the time I was drooling over the two male lifeguards. Sitting there, shirtless, barefoot (don't ask), and with those giant red object things that lifeguards clutch. That wasn't really sexual but the thought of them holding an object in there hand is somewhat satisfying. I warn you all of my oncoming perverseness on livejournal. I am too sexually frustrated with all these guys in the house and I have to filter the sexual thoughts running in my hand. Too much word vomit=too many scared straight boys.
Once I get damn friends out of this place then I won't have to worry. But I need some conversation in my life. I'm sick of looking through the sports illustrated magazines and picking which models have "hotter tits". Most of my reactions were they were fake. That proves my gayness. Or the fact that I hung around lots of girls. Or the fact that tits disgust me.
Anyway I'm horny and I'm going to talk about lots of cocks on livejournal in the next month.
NEED TO GO TO THE BANK
WILL WRITE LATER
I ventured into the North Boulder pool today. It was GIGANTIC. It had a motherfucking slide that went up like three floors. The kind of slides you see in water parks.
I didn't really care for the slides though as most of the time I was drooling over the two male lifeguards. Sitting there, shirtless, barefoot (don't ask), and with those giant red object things that lifeguards clutch. That wasn't really sexual but the thought of them holding an object in there hand is somewhat satisfying. I warn you all of my oncoming perverseness on livejournal. I am too sexually frustrated with all these guys in the house and I have to filter the sexual thoughts running in my hand. Too much word vomit=too many scared straight boys.
Once I get damn friends out of this place then I won't have to worry. But I need some conversation in my life. I'm sick of looking through the sports illustrated magazines and picking which models have "hotter tits". Most of my reactions were they were fake. That proves my gayness. Or the fact that I hung around lots of girls. Or the fact that tits disgust me.
Anyway I'm horny and I'm going to talk about lots of cocks on livejournal in the next month.
NEED TO GO TO THE BANK
WILL WRITE LATER