Dear vagina,
Why are you such a dick?

In the latest episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force (whatever the fuck calling it now) Meatwad makes his own comic book and it got me thinking, if I was going to write a comic book, what would it be about ( Read more... )

Literature used to be art. It used to be unregulated and respected in all its forms; but that was a very long time ago. Thank God for copyright infringement laws and pretentious assholes to put a stop to all of that ( Read more... )

Did everybody love The Avengers movie ( Read more... )

Anyone who has participated in any type of online community knows that there is always an elitism related to length of membership. Sites that display registration dates are especially thick with this drama as the noobs are easily spotted despite their behavior and we all know that noobs are the bottom of the internet food chain ( Read more... )

I want to buy some cigarettes but they are behind the counter so I don’t even bother. I’ll settle for a soda and a hot dog and head home. Anything that takes any amount of communication to buy is better off spent bought online anyway ( Read more... )

Hello ( Read more... )

I am the puppeteer of reverberation.
I can run my left hand along here or there
just so
and you can feel the banging of the doors below.
I can run my right hand along here or there
just so
and you can hear the woman screaming from above.
These walls are made of paper-mache but if I close my fists we’ll experience only silence.

I don’t understand people who differentiate a flower from a steel pipe.

These people who talk about nature in the third person.

The saint who doesn’t look at the sinner and ask themselves “why did I sin?”

I get art more than you get art
Stop. Drop. Roll into a ball - I MEAN A TREE
Grandma still doesn’t trust Japanese people
Hu
Hu
Hu is on first