New Years Eve Predictions??
by limitedbythesky
Christinue's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 5% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 07:05:57 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 08:22:18 AM
Alco Money! : $ 307
Guests of Honour
eldereft is a sexually repressed Buddhist. eldereft drank 7 Mint Juleps, 2 Irish Creams.
noctemrex is a bitchy Fundementalist Christian who creates decripit oil paintings of male genetalia before auctioning them off to Famine Relief noctemrex decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
bunnyh8tr is a glum Muslim. bunnyh8tr drank 8 Aftershocks, 1 Coffee Liqueur, 1 Red Wine.
gratzu is an up-tight Fundementalist Christian and a lover of everything alcoholic who makes Joe Stallin look like a timid dinner lady. gratzu decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
notab21 is a nervous Agnostic and a newbie drinker. notab21 drank 17 Whiskeys, 1 Mint Julep, 1 Cosmopolitan.
redmountainmine is a bitchy Buddhist. redmountainmine drank 1 Vodka, 13 Rums, 2 Stouts, 2 Aligator Bites, 2 Vermouths.
aoi_utena is a buoyant Atheist and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. aoi_utena drank 12 Hot Toddys.
Christinue is a graceful Taoist. Christinue drank 3 Pulques.
altena is a whimsical Hindu. altena drank 20 Hot Toddys.
Sick!
You should not allow the following LJ user's in your home without a sickbag in their immediate area - notab21, redmountainmine, aoi_utena, altena
Fights
'Look Godchild, I've had enough of your bollocks. It's time to meet your maker!' mumbled aoi_utena before they began bludgening noctemrex to several yards from death with Christinue's mother's ironing board.'
Lovers
SEX BOMB! SEX BOMB! Christinue is most definately aoi_utena's bomb of sexness!
The Drunkest
To say that altena loves alcohol is like saying the Pet Shop Boys love cock. Oh-la-la!
Random Events
aoi_utena was pissed by 06 PM and made an utter twat of themselves.
altena declared war on the kitchen fridge after a mild psychotic episode led the back to the day were they trapped their
gonads in the door. Just to rub it in eldereft simulated intercourse with the cooler. Before trapping their own gonads in the same way!
altena declared their undieing love for redmountainmine before proceeding to nibble their earlobes tenderly.
Happy New Year!
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Ok, how is Noctem not drinking but Red Mount is? Silly.
And I'd LOVE to see that fight between Utena and Noctem. Take 'em down!
And while its true that Utena is in fact sexiness, I think that Sarah might royally kick my butt!
I R Amused!