Fuckaround!
so i'd better jot these classic words and phrases down here before i forget:
fuckaround (of course)
gettin shittered!
rastascoot (specific to salmo, i'm pretty sure)
swass
shitweed
fuckwit
dickbrain
Yesterday went amazingly well. My first friend to get married, and for awhile i wasnt sure i even wanted to come. I'm so glad i did.
For the first time ever, coming back to salmo feels really good. Things haven't really changed i guess, but this time there's a feeling that we're really growing up. Growing separately, in different directions, and this time the increasing distance feels good instead of threatening because if we choose, there will be things like this wedding that will bring us all back together. And it'll be fun!
Yesterday was fun. Salmo can be fun in very very small doses, when you know you have your own life to go back to.
And you know what? I even feel okay about Jessica and Andrew getting married now. I'll always worry that he'll turn into a psycho like his Dad (who didnt show up to the wedding), but those two really are in love and what they have together they are obviously happy with. I think he's really trying not to fulfill the prophecy that everyone set on him. I hope he succeeds.
After the groom got arrested for unspecified reasons the night of his bachelor party I thought for sure the party last night would be a gong show, but it was only mild drunken salmo shenanigans. The bride's psycho sister Haley caught the bouquet after guarding the maid of honour like they were going one-on-one on a basketball court and knocking over a 6 yr old girl. When the groom was tossing the garter you could hear her screaming at her boyfriend Justin to catch it, and when he didnt she dove into the crowd trying to pry it out of the captor's hands.
Friends my age were complaining about being lonely and wanting to get married. This was the first wedding reception i'd ever been to, and I was surprised to see such a stereotypical response from the single women there. fuck. last night the only thing i didnt like about being single was being grouped in with all of those sad ladies.
today it's raining and i'm glad cause that means i can laze around and not feel a bit guilty about it. it's bathtime!
fuckaround (of course)
gettin shittered!
rastascoot (specific to salmo, i'm pretty sure)
swass
shitweed
fuckwit
dickbrain
Yesterday went amazingly well. My first friend to get married, and for awhile i wasnt sure i even wanted to come. I'm so glad i did.
For the first time ever, coming back to salmo feels really good. Things haven't really changed i guess, but this time there's a feeling that we're really growing up. Growing separately, in different directions, and this time the increasing distance feels good instead of threatening because if we choose, there will be things like this wedding that will bring us all back together. And it'll be fun!
Yesterday was fun. Salmo can be fun in very very small doses, when you know you have your own life to go back to.
And you know what? I even feel okay about Jessica and Andrew getting married now. I'll always worry that he'll turn into a psycho like his Dad (who didnt show up to the wedding), but those two really are in love and what they have together they are obviously happy with. I think he's really trying not to fulfill the prophecy that everyone set on him. I hope he succeeds.
After the groom got arrested for unspecified reasons the night of his bachelor party I thought for sure the party last night would be a gong show, but it was only mild drunken salmo shenanigans. The bride's psycho sister Haley caught the bouquet after guarding the maid of honour like they were going one-on-one on a basketball court and knocking over a 6 yr old girl. When the groom was tossing the garter you could hear her screaming at her boyfriend Justin to catch it, and when he didnt she dove into the crowd trying to pry it out of the captor's hands.
Friends my age were complaining about being lonely and wanting to get married. This was the first wedding reception i'd ever been to, and I was surprised to see such a stereotypical response from the single women there. fuck. last night the only thing i didnt like about being single was being grouped in with all of those sad ladies.
today it's raining and i'm glad cause that means i can laze around and not feel a bit guilty about it. it's bathtime!