totally ridiculous.
[Barge! Paddy is missing!
Where is Paddy?
He keeps getting lost in the middle of very, very big crowds. Try and find him in the dining hall, wearing that stripy jumper and hat! Try and find him in the kitchen, still wearing a stripy jumper and hat - somehow getting lost amongst the four people that work in there. Try and find him in the gym, where there always seems to be a crowd.
No, seriously, Where's Paddy, Barge? You need to go find him.
Currently, he's conveniently hiding amongst the library shelves.]
Where is Paddy?
He keeps getting lost in the middle of very, very big crowds. Try and find him in the dining hall, wearing that stripy jumper and hat! Try and find him in the kitchen, still wearing a stripy jumper and hat - somehow getting lost amongst the four people that work in there. Try and find him in the gym, where there always seems to be a crowd.
No, seriously, Where's Paddy, Barge? You need to go find him.
Currently, he's conveniently hiding amongst the library shelves.]