Comments | christ_onabike: 44. paddy's still sober. dammit.

christ_onabike

44. paddy's still sober. dammit.

Jun 11, 2010 17:13

I dunno how the fuck you all got quite so fucking pissed, but if you are and you work for me, don't fucking turn up for work. That's gonna end badly.

Besides, I'm tempted to just provide a ton of fucking tea and toast for dinner and see if any of you sober the hell up.

Just sayin'.

Unless this is the flood, in which case, party on, and WHY DO ( Read more... )

kitchen fucking nightmares, swearing about cooking

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Voice (Hoarse, though) bob_fraser_snr June 11 2010, 16:17:27 UTC

I'm starting to agree with your sentiment, Paddy. [Coughs.] Certainly wouldn't mind being a happy drunk.

Re: Voice (Hoarse, though) christ_onabike June 11 2010, 16:18:07 UTC

If this is the damn flood.

bob_fraser_snr June 11 2010, 16:20:10 UTC

I'd wager it is, given I doubt Martha is the kind to carelessly mix alcohol with these antibiotics.

christ_onabike June 11 2010, 16:34:55 UTC

...quite probably not.

possemagnet June 11 2010, 16:29:28 UTC

Go figure, the one time I could actually have an excuse for being trashed this one just skips me by.

christ_onabike June 11 2010, 16:37:04 UTC

Yeah, well, if you're sober, get your ass in here, because I'm not letting the pissed folk near knives.

possemagnet June 11 2010, 16:41:32 UTC

Yeah, yeah-- I'm coming.

For the record though? Shit faced or not... I wouldn't trust half of the inmates in this place with knives.

christ_onabike June 11 2010, 16:42:38 UTC

That's why we supervise the fuck out of you.

I can't stop you cutting your fingers off all the fucking time, though.

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inhumandog June 11 2010, 16:42:31 UTC

Wasn't planning on it.

christ_onabike June 11 2010, 16:43:42 UTC

Good.

inhumandog June 11 2010, 16:47:28 UTC

How...behind are you? We?

christ_onabike June 11 2010, 16:58:01 UTC

...quite.

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lt_n_uhura June 11 2010, 16:48:26 UTC

Oh, Paddy. Are you mad because you were skipped? How sad. Terribly sad!

christ_onabike June 11 2010, 16:58:29 UTC

Oh God, are you fucking pissed too?

lt_n_uhura June 11 2010, 17:02:20 UTC

Oh yes. A lot. Or...just yes.

christ_onabike June 11 2010, 17:04:20 UTC

Fucking hell...

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Voice! thegooddrjones June 11 2010, 18:19:18 UTC

Oh Paddy! I'm sorry you were skipped. I don't really think tea would help any, cause... [giggle and then blurt.] I didn't drink anything.

Re: Voice! christ_onabike June 11 2010, 20:47:19 UTC

I'll survive, I reckon. Just because you don't get drunk by drink doesn't mean you can't get sober by drink.

Voice! thegooddrjones June 11 2010, 21:13:42 UTC

I really don't think floods work like that though.

Wow.

Do you realize we're driving by a world where people are like this all the time?

Re: Voice! christ_onabike June 11 2010, 21:30:48 UTC

No, but it would be fucking helpful if they did.

Lucky fuckers.