44. paddy's still sober. dammit.

[christ_onabike]

I dunno how the fuck you all got quite so fucking pissed, but if you are and you work for me, don't fucking turn up for work. That's gonna end badly.

Besides, I'm tempted to just provide a ton of fucking tea and toast for dinner and see if any of you sober the hell up.

Just sayin'.

Unless this is the flood, in which case, party on, and WHY DO

Comments

[lt_n_uhura]

Oh, Paddy. Are you mad because you were skipped? How sad. Terribly sad!

[christ_onabike]

Oh God, are you fucking pissed too?

[lt_n_uhura]

Oh yes. A lot. Or...just yes.

[christ_onabike]

Fucking hell...

[lt_n_uhura]

It's not so bad.

I'm not that bad, am I?

[christ_onabike]

Repeating yourself... fuck, man.

[lt_n_uhura]

You shouldn't say those words. I might take them literally.

[christ_onabike]

Just make sure you fuck the right bloke.

[lt_n_uhura]

That. Is entirely inappropriate!

[christ_onabike]

But it's useful. If you're gonna have drunken sex, do it to the right guy.

[lt_n_uhura]

I am not having drunken se- I'm not.

Shut up.

[christ_onabike]

Just in case, love.

[lt_n_uhura]

I'm a big girl. I can take care of myself.

[christ_onabike]

Nobody's a fucking big girl when they're drunk. I'm looking out for your drunk ass, okay.

She's totally singing this...

[lt_n_uhura]

You're in the kitchen and I'm still out here.

Re: She's totally singing this...

[christ_onabike]

Yeah, well, I'm trusting you to do what I fucking ask.