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Pundit Kink Meme

Jul 11, 2009 22:24

The Pundits Kink Meme, 2.0

For The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, MSNBC, CNN, even FOX is fair game. :)

The Rules:

1. Choose a pairing.
2. Choose a kink. If none come to mind, see this list for inspiration.
3. Your comments should be anonymous! Before you read any further, click anonymous or log off.
4. Didn't I tell you to log off?
5. For every request ( Read more... )

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Remember when Wyatt said to tell Aasif's wife he loved her...? (Part 3 of 3.) anonymous July 12 2009, 06:46:00 UTC

A loud and pointed throat-clearing suddenly broke through the haze of lust and they both froze. Opening his eyes as he lifted his head, Aasif dazedly said, "Hi, Sam."

"Boys, much as it pains me to interrupt," Sam said with a sigh. "And it does. Believe me."

"Believe her," Jason added, standing at her side and looking a bit pained himself.

"Much as it pains me to interrupt, you should probably move this out of the hallway. Jon gets remarkably bitchy about cumshots on the wall." She gave a forced chuckle. "Found that out the hard way!"

Jason winced.

"So I recommend moving your delicious little gay tryst to one of the offices," she continued with a little side-to-side twitch of her head.

"Good advice," Aasif muttered.

"Yeah," Wyatt agreed, cheeks burning.

"Great!" Sam chirped cheerfully. "Well, toodles!" Grabbing Jason's arm, the pair turned to leave, but Sam stopped and glanced back at them. "Oh! And try not to leave any marks where the cameras can see. Makeup gets pissy about that. Don't they, honeybuns?"

As her hand smacked against Jason's rear, the man yelped, then forced a smile. "That they do...sugarpants."

When the Bee-Jones pair disappeared around the corner, Wyatt and Aasif finally met each other's eyes. There was a long pause before they slowly disentangled themselves from each other.

There was a round of embarrassed throat-clearing and shifting of feet before Aasif finally said, "My office?"

"Race you."

As they tore down the hallway toward Aasif's office, neither heard Sam leaning in to whisper to Jason, "You got the cameras installed, right?"

"I installed them, quit worrying."

"You know the punishment for technical difficulties in the middle of Mama's Happy Voyeur Time."

Jason shivered and tried to hide a smile.

Re: Remember when Wyatt said to tell Aasif's wife he loved her...? (Part 3 of 3.) anonymous July 12 2009, 06:49:06 UTC

SO awesome.

It was, if he had been keeping up with his Man Rules correctly, a little gay. Love that line <333

Re: Remember when Wyatt said to tell Aasif's wife he loved her...? (Part 3 of 3.) anonymous July 12 2009, 08:29:49 UTC

The only things I can think to say are: hilarious twists of plot, innovative, and unexpectedly HOT!

Re: Remember when Wyatt said to tell Aasif's wife he loved her...? (Part 3 of 3.) anonymous July 12 2009, 13:35:16 UTC

Man Rules = :D
Aasif and his wife being totally cool while Wyatt freaks out = :D :D
Random gay moment in the hallway = :D :D :D
Sam pwning everything at the end = \o/

Re: Remember when Wyatt said to tell Aasif's wife he loved her...? (Part 3 of 3.) anonymous July 12 2009, 17:23:04 UTC

THERE'S SO MUCH AWESOMENESS IN THIS I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN.

Mainly the whole Wyatt/Aasif sexy-love (which come on people, why id it take THIS long?) is just perfect. Unf. The only problem now is I want more of it and often. =D

Re: Remember when Wyatt said to tell Aasif's wife he loved her...? (Part 3 of 3.) anonymous July 13 2009, 03:58:55 UTC

As I told a friend, Aasif is sex wrapped in sex with a sexy accent filling, so it is a shame and a crime that there isn't more fic of him. (And Wyatt is sex covered in a thick coating of cute. Also, I need to stop watching Food Network.) I feel so bad that I haven't written them more, paired or otherwise!

(I want more too! ...And I kind of want to write more of their sexy adventures with Aasif's wife.)

OP anonymous July 12 2009, 21:22:03 UTC

Wow... just wow. This is so much more amazing that I expected. My prompt was so vague, but you made it into something just so incredible.

Thank you!

Re: OP anonymous July 13 2009, 04:01:16 UTC

*grin* So glad you liked it. I actually used your prompt as an excuse to write something I've kind of been wanting to write since the segment where...well, where Wyatt said to tell Aasif's wife he loved her. *laugh* So I sort of appropriated your prompt for my own nefarious uses. ;)

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