Pundit Kink Meme
The Pundits Kink Meme, 2.0
For The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, MSNBC, CNN, even FOX is fair game. :)
The Rules:
1. Choose a pairing.
2. Choose a kink. If none come to mind, see this list for inspiration.
3. Your comments should be anonymous! Before you read any further, click anonymous or log off.
4. Didn't I tell you to log off?
5. For every request ( Read more... )
It was, if he had been keeping up with his Man Rules correctly, a little gay.
Then he felt Aasif's hand moving and Leela cried out, back arching as she tightened around him, and Wyatt didn't care how gay it was, there was a very hot woman having an orgasm while he fucked her. He was pretty sure that negated any gay points he might have gotten from a man's hand being so close to his junk, and touching him while he was having sex.
Though Aasif seemed to be touching him even more now.
In fact, when had the man sat up?
"I see you've met my wife," Aasif said conversationally, breath brushing against Wyatt's cheek. It was getting difficult to tell if the hands on his back were Leela's or his coworker's.
"Uh, she seems like a very nice lady," Wyatt replied, voice cracking just slightly at the realization that he wasn't having sex with Aasif's girlfriend, he was having sex with the man's wife. "You're a lucky man."
There was a giggle from Leela and Aasif grinned. "I am," he agreed, moving closer. "I really am."
All in all, Wyatt wasn't sure where the night eventually ranked on the sliding scale of homosexuality. But more importantly, by the time he finally got to sleep, a Mandvi snuggled up on either side of him, their hands clasped over his chest...he found he didn't really care.
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"So you love my wife, huh?" Aasif remarked, meeting him backstage after his segment.
"She's a special lady," Wyatt said, grinning. "You're a lucky man."
Reaching out, Aasif twisted Wyatt's tie between his fingers and pulled the man closer. "So are you."
"Don't I know it." Wyatt had long ago given up on keeping track of how gay it was or wasn't being involved with a married man and the man's wife. His dick was getting way too much of a workout on a regular basis for him to be worried about his manliness.
"Though I'm a little hurt you didn't mention me."
Wyatt smirked, moving from being tugged closer to backing Aasif against the wall. "I didn't think I needed to after earlier..."
"Maybe I like hearing it."
Snickering, Wyatt leaned in and whispered in the man's ear, "I love you...even if I do have trouble remembering which of you is the wife, sometimes."
Aasif laughed and grabbed Wyatt's chin to pull him into a kiss. "I'm telling Leela you said that," he said. "She'll be upset you forgot she wears the pants."
Slipping his hands down Aasif's back, Wyatt grabbed the man's ass as he pressed forward. Their lips slid together with the ease of practice, both vying for dominance in a contest where winning wasn't really the goal. Aasif's grip on Wyatt's tie tightened and his other hand came up to cup the back of the man's head. Their hips bumped and pressed and ground against each other, then Wyatt's knee collided with the wall as he shoved his thigh against Aasif's crotch.
A groan escaped Aasif as he broke the kiss, and Wyatt took the opportunity to latch onto the man's neck. Head falling back against the wall, Aasif closed his eyes, panting as he rubbed himself against Wyatt's thigh.
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