My father and I got into a shouting match in the middle of the grocery store the other day, over kumquats. I really wish I were kidding, but I'm not. People were staring at us and giving us a wide berth and it was all very embarrassing. At one point, he stomped off to angrily look for a plastic bag to hold the kumquats THAT I DIDN'T EVEN WANT and I ( Read more... )