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Ok, below are some souped-up synopsises for fairy tales or nursery rhymes we all know from our "Disney days" and bedtime stories. Can you guess which ones are which? Towards the end I started getting so miffed that I had to change it a bit or pass comment. PS: Notice the fact that its almost always a woman involved in some dilemma.
-A cunning thief with a narcissistic self-styled tag breaks into a family home, eats their food, breaks their possessions and decides to wait on Daddy coming home in his bed.
-A pretty, but naive young woman thinks it's okay to compliment a cross-dressing pervert's physique in the middle of a quiet forest and get away with it.
-A fatty falls off a wall and sustains terminal injuries.
-Three idiots decide to be a bit stingy and build their own houses with poor quality materials, and then expect them to survive freak low pressure systems and/or burglarly. Consequently, they did not get approved for insurance. Anyhow, the third one was sued for willfully harming a tresspasser with a pot of boiling water who tried to get down the chimney. The burglar was successful and won damages in a small claims court.
-A woman, called "princess" by her parents who spoilt her rotten by throwing her a huge party, gets so "mad wi' it" on her 16th birthday she KO's on a bed and is eventually sobered up by a snog (little slut) from a guy hunting for some action, who was out to take advantage of whoever he could find.
-A woman enslaved to do housework over-indulges on transportation and a dress for a dance, tries to hit it off with some guy for his power and money and buys so many pairs of shoes she doesn't even notice when she loses one. - (No, this is no fairy tale. This is the tale of every woman.)
-A cunning thief with a narcissistic self-styled tag breaks into a family home, eats their food, breaks their possessions and decides to wait on Daddy coming home in his bed.
-A pretty, but naive young woman thinks it's okay to compliment a cross-dressing pervert's physique in the middle of a quiet forest and get away with it.
-A fatty falls off a wall and sustains terminal injuries.
-Three idiots decide to be a bit stingy and build their own houses with poor quality materials, and then expect them to survive freak low pressure systems and/or burglarly. Consequently, they did not get approved for insurance. Anyhow, the third one was sued for willfully harming a tresspasser with a pot of boiling water who tried to get down the chimney. The burglar was successful and won damages in a small claims court.
-A woman, called "princess" by her parents who spoilt her rotten by throwing her a huge party, gets so "mad wi' it" on her 16th birthday she KO's on a bed and is eventually sobered up by a snog (little slut) from a guy hunting for some action, who was out to take advantage of whoever he could find.
-A woman enslaved to do housework over-indulges on transportation and a dress for a dance, tries to hit it off with some guy for his power and money and buys so many pairs of shoes she doesn't even notice when she loses one. - (No, this is no fairy tale. This is the tale of every woman.)