For those who are time prudes, I've highlighted the key parts of my post so you can scan and save time. It's on trial and if it works, I'll roll it out across the board.
Is anyone else seriously freaked out by the Triple Velvet ad with the baby in the suit running the Velvet company?!? I didn't cry during The Green Mile, I watched the whole of The Shining in the dark, yet this is just WRONG to me!!! Ban it immediately.
Due to popular request Fat Pat will remain at the obligatory full marks for Annoyingness until further notice. The damage is done.
On that note, and not only to redeem all respect with Mike Mac, I reckon we should start our own charity for those with the unfortunate combination of XX chromosomes and living within a 5 mile radius of the aforementioned thing. We should join up with Strathclyde police's poster squad to campaign:
Nuff said.
So if you still can't see what kinda thing I'm doing with the bold font, then here's some frank advice...