009 | Video

[choru]

[ Hello, Somariumites. There is a Korean on your network. He's shown from mid-thigh up and the camera is slowly but steadily zooming in on him. Ladies and lady boys, appreciate the man in a towel before your eyes. ]

Guess what? My costume can do something really amazing! You have to follow my directions really carefully. Watch this!

[ By now the

Comments

can I just say my tears are hot.

[itwashersled]

[THIS. FACE.

and then she's covering her eyes because men in towels are indecent.]

Please-- Put on some clothes.

Well, see, I thought of how many other ways I could scar Yomi for life, and...

[choru]

It doesn't work if you don't look at me!

Old Spice is super effective.

[itwashersled]

I-- I'll look if you promise to put a shirt on.

Wild Korea used CHARM!

[choru]

Okay! Look at your shirt? What color is it? Maybe it's the color of my shirt!

[ BECAUSE HE'S SUDDENLY WEARING A BLUE SHIRT ]

But you'd rather have a different color shirt, right? Like Onew's!

[ And he takes off his shirt to reveal a red Onew shirt. ]

Is that good enough? It's not stylish enough! Check this out! It's what Rain wore to the awards!

[ He is dressed like Rain. ]

[itwashersled]

[Taaaaking a small peek to make sure he's actually dressed now, then sighs and uncovers her eyes.]

...Thank you.

[choru]

What do you think about this shirt?

[ It appears to be a graphic tee under a suit jacket. Not the most impressive, but... He seems to want attention. ]

[itwashersled]

I think it's a very nice shirt...

[choru]

That's it...?

[itwashersled]

Ah-- It looks great on you? [Sob, that kind of makes her feel bad.]

[choru]

Thanks! Your shirt is okay but Taeyon's shirt is much cooler!

[itwashersled]

I guess... It would be cooler if a celebrity wore it.

[choru]

Do you own any shirts like that?

[itwashersled]

Ah, no... I don't think I do.

[choru]

Why not? You have to go out and buy her personal fashion line right now!