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[ Hello, Somariumites. There is a Korean on your network. He's shown from mid-thigh up and the camera is slowly but steadily zooming in on him. Ladies and lady boys, appreciate the man in a towel before your eyes. ]
Guess what? My costume can do something really amazing! You have to follow my directions really carefully. Watch this!
[ By now the video is zoomed in from the waist up. He holds his hand out. ]
Look at my hand! Now look away!
[ He clenches his fist. Did you look away? Good. BECAUSE NOW THERE IS KIMCHI STREAMING FROM HIS HAND. ]
Isn't this great? I can have kimchi whenever I want now! I can do many other awesome things. -- Oh hey, I'm on a Hyundai!
[ And he's zooming away. On his Hyundai. ]