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[choru]

[ Hello, Somariumites. There is a Korean on your network. He's shown from mid-thigh up and the camera is slowly but steadily zooming in on him. Ladies and lady boys, appreciate the man in a towel before your eyes. ]

Guess what? My costume can do something really amazing! You have to follow my directions really carefully. Watch this!

[ By now the

Comments

[purpleandstupid]

That's Kimchi? Back home Kimchi was the name of my pet!

[choru]

You had kimchi for a pet?

[purpleandstupid]

Well, his name is Kimchi and he didn't look anything like the kimchi you have.

[choru]

I get it... You named your pet Kimchi because you love kimchi so much!

[purpleandstupid]

Weeell, I've never tried kimchi before.

[choru]

Then why did you name it Kimchi?

[purpleandstupid]

I just thought it was a good name!

[choru]

You... You have good instinct!

[purpleandstupid]

Really? You really think so?

[choru]

Of course! Kimchi is the best food in the world! I eat it with every meal! That's amazing!

[purpleandstupid]

Now I really want to try kimchi. It sounds delicious!

[choru]

[ Yup, still spewing from his hand. ]

Would you like to try?

[purpleandstupid]

Can I?

[Just this face.]

[choru]

Generosity originated in me so I'll share some with you! Where are you?

[purpleandstupid]

I'm in Somni. I can meet you somewhere else if you want!

[choru]

Look at me, now look behind you!

[ 'SUP. KOREA IS RIGHT THERE. With kimchi coming out of his hand. ]