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[choru]

[ Hello, Somariumites. There is a Korean on your network. He's shown from mid-thigh up and the camera is slowly but steadily zooming in on him. Ladies and lady boys, appreciate the man in a towel before your eyes. ]

Guess what? My costume can do something really amazing! You have to follow my directions really carefully. Watch this!

[ By now the

Comments

[Video]

[choru]

I can't take it off! Dressed like this, I really want to go to a hot spring now!

[Video]

[choru]

Oh, I haven't checked down there yet.

[Video]

[choru]

Where are you going? I'm in a clothing store.

[ And so he was. ]

Look at this, I have a hat. What's that on that rack? The hat is now a scarf! What do you think?

[ Now you have a Korea in a towel and a scarf. ]

[Video]

[choru]

Teleportation originated in me!

[ Conveniently ignoring that last part. ]

[Video]

[choru]

You'll listen to whatever I say? Then listen to this!

[ He is holding a fork and knife. Who knows why, it simply works like that. ]

I'm holding silverware. Are you holding silverware? Look at your hand. Now back to me! The silverware is now chopsticks! As I thought, this kind of thing came from me!

[Video]

[choru]

Aspirin? That came from me, too! Chopsticks won't help with a headache, but aspirin will! I have that aspirin you want!

[Video]

[choru]

[ He shakes the aspirin bottle. ]

Cool, right? By the way, what kind of costume did you get?

[Video] SORRY, apparently I responded to the unedited comment. D8

[choru]

Are you jealous? I thought so!

You got to be a vampire? That costume was really popular last year, wasn't it?