It's that time of year again~

[chordaetendonae]

[ Indeed it is~ With Kakashi gone away on some exotic holiday and the rest of the school having returned from that abominable summer camp, Kakuzu has finally got the time to actually sit down and look into the school budget once more. And lo and behold, he discovers that Mr. Hatake has used far more than the allocated amount for the school trip,

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[ohfuckitshidan]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

WHAT THE HELL. YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO DOCK WHAT LITTLE MONEY I MAKE!!?

WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS. YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME I'M YOUR HUSBAND. REMEMBER LAS FUCKING VEGAS!!?

YOU SHOULD DO PAYCUTS FOR EVERYONE ELSE BUT DEFINITELY NOT ME!!! I'M GONNA GET EVICTED!! DO YOU WANT ME TO MOVE IN WITH YOU?? CAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU DO!! SO PUT SOME MONEY BACK IN MY POCKET.

MAKE IT HAPPEN SEXY.

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[chordaetendonae]

I'm glad you've managed to figure out how to write and send an email.

About the pay cuts. Yes, I did exempt you from it all. This is merely because I don't want you moving into my place. I like my neighbors.

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[ohfuckitshidan]

AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME!? 8D

.....Wait.

....YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU I'M MOVING IN WITH YOU.

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[chordaetendonae]

Stay where you are. It makes me happy knowing you're three neighborhoods away from me.

As 'husband', it's your job to ensure your 'married partner' is happy, is it not?

[ohfuckitshidan]

NO.

AS YOUR HUSBAND IT'S MY JOB TO DRIVE YOU BONKERS.

AND HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

AND MAKE YOU DINNER. THAT'S IT. SAID NOTHING IN THE CONTRACT ABOUT MAKING YOU HAPPY.