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1. Who is your man? Grilled Cheese Sammiches
2. How long have you been together? about 5 minutes
3. Dating/Engaged/Married? casually dating
4. How old is your man? about 10 minutes old
5. What's his middle name? Cheese
♥You or your man?
1. Who eats more? i'm eating him all the time
2. Who said "I love you" first? he did, he always tells me that when he's sitting there in the frying pan
3. Who weighs more? depends on how many slices of cheese, whether it's velveeta or kraft singles.
4. Who sings better? its a toss up
5. Who's Older? for once, i am
6. Who's smarter? this is a trick question. if i say him, then it's like "goddamn, a cheese sammich is smarter than you" but if i say me then that's just being condescending.
7. Who's temper is worse? okay, i probably do
8. Who does the laundry? we do our own
9. Who does the dishes? he dirties the dishes all the time
10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? depends on how i'm facing when im laying down
11. Who's feet are bigger? if he had feet, i'm sure they would be bigger
12. Who's hair is longer? well, i guess if i let him sit out a month, his would be, but currently mines is longer
13. Who's better with the computer? he's illiterate
14. Who mows the lawn? that lazy m^*&^&*%er...okay i dont mow the lawn either but if i did i would be doing it
15. Who pays the bills? me
16. Who cooks dinner? mmmm i do...dinner and lunch are very erotic for us
17. Who drives when you are together? neither of us know how to drive
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner? i do, he gets jealous when i order steak now so we don't go out to dinner anymore
19. Who's the most stubborn? me
20. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong? hmmm well sometimes i'll be like "WTF YOU'RE TOO BURNT" and he'll be like "nahh baby look (flips himself over)! i'm still edible" so probably him because why would i want to eat a half-burnt cheese sammich.
21. Who's parents do you see more? his
22. Who named your dog? i'm jealous of a dog eating my cheese sammiches
23. Who kissed who first? it was mutual
24. Who asked who out? he asked me out
26. Who's more sensitive? he's a little bitch
27. Who's taller? i'm taller even when im laying down. it's kinda cute.
28. Who has more friends? i say me lol
29. Who has more siblings? pshhhh him
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship? if bread could wear pants....well that would just be cool i think
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2. How long have you been together? about 5 minutes
3. Dating/Engaged/Married? casually dating
4. How old is your man? about 10 minutes old
5. What's his middle name? Cheese
♥You or your man?
1. Who eats more? i'm eating him all the time
2. Who said "I love you" first? he did, he always tells me that when he's sitting there in the frying pan
3. Who weighs more? depends on how many slices of cheese, whether it's velveeta or kraft singles.
4. Who sings better? its a toss up
5. Who's Older? for once, i am
6. Who's smarter? this is a trick question. if i say him, then it's like "goddamn, a cheese sammich is smarter than you" but if i say me then that's just being condescending.
7. Who's temper is worse? okay, i probably do
8. Who does the laundry? we do our own
9. Who does the dishes? he dirties the dishes all the time
10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? depends on how i'm facing when im laying down
11. Who's feet are bigger? if he had feet, i'm sure they would be bigger
12. Who's hair is longer? well, i guess if i let him sit out a month, his would be, but currently mines is longer
13. Who's better with the computer? he's illiterate
14. Who mows the lawn? that lazy m^*&^&*%er...okay i dont mow the lawn either but if i did i would be doing it
15. Who pays the bills? me
16. Who cooks dinner? mmmm i do...dinner and lunch are very erotic for us
17. Who drives when you are together? neither of us know how to drive
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner? i do, he gets jealous when i order steak now so we don't go out to dinner anymore
19. Who's the most stubborn? me
20. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong? hmmm well sometimes i'll be like "WTF YOU'RE TOO BURNT" and he'll be like "nahh baby look (flips himself over)! i'm still edible" so probably him because why would i want to eat a half-burnt cheese sammich.
21. Who's parents do you see more? his
22. Who named your dog? i'm jealous of a dog eating my cheese sammiches
23. Who kissed who first? it was mutual
24. Who asked who out? he asked me out
26. Who's more sensitive? he's a little bitch
27. Who's taller? i'm taller even when im laying down. it's kinda cute.
28. Who has more friends? i say me lol
29. Who has more siblings? pshhhh him
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship? if bread could wear pants....well that would just be cool i think
Fill this out and Repost as The Me and My Man Survey