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I can hear squirrels in my ceiling. I think there's more than one of them. They could be revolting. I hear they're still angry over the 1928 riots that lead to the untimely demise of their leader Nut Sack. Rumor has it he was interrupted while sucking some nuts and sadly choked.....
No, I don't know if his nuts were salted. That's a rude question to ask about Nut Sack.
I think I'll call the maintenance manager now...
No, I don't know if his nuts were salted. That's a rude question to ask about Nut Sack.
I think I'll call the maintenance manager now...