9 - The Fic Where Jun Gets Fed & 10 - The Fic Where Sho Makes Leader Eat Ramen
Title: The Fic Where Sho Makes Leader Eat Ramen
Author: chokingsmoker
Rating: PG
Pairing: Yama (Ohno Satoshi and Sakurai Sho), Ohmiya (Ohno Satoshi and Ninomiya Kazunari)
Word Count: 503
Disclaimer: Not for profit. Fiction.
Summary: Sho makes Satoshi eat.
The Fic Where Sho Makes Leader Eat Ramen
Arashi members have just finished taping an episode of Himitsu no Arashi-chan. They normally don't stay together in one lounging room, but as they have to tape another episode and are waiting for word from the staff, they somehow drifted together in one room. As usual, Masaki and Jun are idly talking about urban legends [while Masaki is reading manga and Jun flipping a magazine], and Nino is practicing his card tricks, with Leader sitting and looking on in silent awe.
"You're in the 40 kilogram range?" Sho asks Satoshi as he enters the lounging area.
Satoshi just smiles and keeps on watching Kazunari's hands as the younger boy shuffles the cards, picks one, mixes it somewhere in the deck and reshuffles the entire pack.
"Seriously?" Sho presses, seemingly angry.
Satoshi chuckles.
"It's not funny!" Sho shouts.
The three members peer at Sho curiously as Satoshi yawns.
Sho grits his teeth and pokes his head out the room. He sees someone.
"You, get Ohno-kun some ramen. Any will do, just hurry!" Sho commands as he pulls out his wallet and gives some bills to the unwitting man.
The staff scurries away, not having the courage to tell him that their food will be given in thirty minutes, anyway.
Masaki whines, “Why'd you get him ramen and not me, Sho-chan?”
Staff-san comes back with ramen, almost afraid of Sho who is still pacing back and forth. But Sho sees him before he can run away.
“Good, good. Thank you for your trouble.” Sho says, reaching for the food.
Sho places the ramen in front of Satoshi, who's sitting staring at nothing [Kazunari’s done with his magic tricks and is playing with his DS, something he hasn’t done for days]. Satoshi glances at him vacantly.
That their Leader, the Ramen Olympics Champion, just stares at him blankly when faced with food, makes the Sho want to weep. Then, something inside Sho snaps, “Eat it, or I swear, Ohno Satoshi, I will sit on you to make you eat!”
Satoshi blinks. Several times. Finally, he smiles, “You promise?” And Satoshi finishes his question with a wink.
“Well.." Sho says a bit uncertainly, glancing at Kazunari before continuing. "Not just sit on you, ” he resumes flirtatiously, taking his cue from the wink and the small smile on Satoshi’s lips.
Kazunari sits up and stares at them intently, clutching his DS tightly, saying, “I think I have to put a stop to this exchange before someone gets hurt.” He walks over and places an arm on Sho’s shoulder and a hand in Satoshi’s hair as he tells his Satoshi, “No one’s allowed to sit on you but me."
"Okay," Satoshi responds amiably.
“Wait, I want to sit on Leader, too!” Masaki shrieks.
“Let’s tie him up!” Jun yells.
“Would it be as fun as when we tied you up?” Masaki asks interestedly.
Sho laughs loudly, as only Sho can, and in the background one can hear slurping noises as Ohno slowly takes an interest in his ramen.