A list, if you will:

Fuck you:

-city of Mesa and your goddamn intersection cameras.  Stop being lazy and hire more cops.
-cheese.  Fuck you cheese and your ridiculous price.
-milk.  Fuck you milk, I could buy my own cow for how expensive you are.
-gas.  I might as well club a baby seal, it would make me as unhappy as much as I pay for you.
-Aracely.  So ( Read more... )

Title: Reason Number One
Rating: T (some swearing)
Word count:  3, 706
Pairing: Axel/Roxas
Summary:  Axel knows origami and how to cook.  Rabbits, though, aren't his specialty.
Notes:  Kind of cracktastic.  Kind of written to get over this blockthing I have going on.  It's AU.  Beta'd (by myself).  And kind of sappy. :/

( All that was left was to find a rabbit. There was, of course, a pet shop. Axel had heard about those mills though, the ones that pumped out rabbits like they were puppies or something and not defenseless, harmless, white little creatures with big ears and pink noses and twitching little whiskers that laid eggs on Easter. )

I save my inbox totals and today a random number appeared.


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Donald?  Totally gay for Goofy.  Evidence?

Hollow Bastion
Players: Goofy, Donald, Sora, Mickey, Demyxwasheretoobuthe'snotanymoreD:
Setting: Directly after Sora kicked Demyx's sexy ass
Directions:

Goofy: MY DEATH, LET ME SHOW YOU IT. /dead
Sora: THIS ISN'T HAPPENING. *flail*
Mickey: THEY WILL PAY FOR THIS TRAVESTY!  *flings off cloak*/censor
Donald: LOVER ( Read more... )

So some anonymous person replied to a comment I left on some community and and in the email telling me it was all

Somebody at livejournal replied to your comment...

... does anyone else get that?  SOMEBODY?  AS OPPOSED TO NOBODY?

*shot*

also: I will be service learning through four senior English classes and one freshman lit class this semester at ( Read more... )

I swear my life would be easier if I slept more.  I've gotten five hours of sleep in the past forty eight ( Read more... )