yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out her butt
A HA HA HA HA HA! still the reigning champion of "yo mama" jokes.
hmmm. what has been happening lately? school mostly. i got to hang out with brad yesterday, which was damn fun. we brainstormed for what sort of ethnographic film he could do. i suggested the meathook gang, because it would look very cool, plus the squimmish factor makes it almost irresistable, but i think the opportunity to see an inverted penis didn't thrill brad too much. oh well. i suggested wiccans, and he accepted the idea. so now the question of how to find wiccans in this area (that will let you film a ceremony or ritual or SOMETHING) i am doing my project on the history of italian film...the fascist area. people seemed intrigued. it should be a good paper, and i don't really know anything about fascist cinema, so at least i'll be learning something new. i can't stand the dana girl in my class. she's been in one other class with me, my intro to physical anthropology class, and i wanted to rip off her face and make her eat it. it's almost two years later...and the song remains the same.
she has a stupid opinion about everything. SHE is the type of person that makes all vegetarians/vegans look bad because she's so in your face about meateating. it's ridiculous. and the funnest part: she makes all these "intelligent" observations about things that are always way, way off the mark. so it is hilarious to sit back and watch a polite professor try to explain that she's completely wrong without hurting her feelings.
we watched a great movie in that class last time and this time. it was the most eurocentric piece of shit i've ever watched. they referred to the people of new guinea as "savages" the entire time. BLEG! mostly it was a film about how brave and spectacular and adventuresome the people filming the movie were, not so much about the people they were studying. it really reminded me of a human "milo and otis."
i started a major project today...protecting and preserving my family's childhood pictures. my mom just lets them lie around getting damaged. i figured i'd scan them and keep a printroom account of them, that way if the originals get destroyed it's not a terrible, terrible loss. the thing is there are probably 500 or so photos. i did 20 today. i'll probably either do 5 a day for a billion days or take a bunch of hours and knock it out at once. oh well. as long as it gets done eventually.
todd and i started a garden. we are going to have vegetables galore this summer and live of the "fatta the land." weee!
i talked to doug a little bit ago, which is weird because he's not really supposed to call anymore. oh well. he has this really annoying habit of making me sound stupid when he's around his friends and roomates. that gets old quick. he's also gotten to that stage when he thinks it's okay to joke about shit that's happened between us. fucker.
now i shall embark on my second project of the day...clicks and buzzes. i hope to get it fully operation soon. basically i will not link anything to the main page until i feel i have enough material written. but hey, it's got robots all over it. and who doesn't love robots?
my dad keeps calling. i wonder what that's about. i also got a mail from my aunt today, apparently my cousin nolan, who is about to have his first communion, was allowed to try a wafer beforehand to see what it tastes like. he reported to his mother that "jesus tastes like cardboard."
hmmm. what has been happening lately? school mostly. i got to hang out with brad yesterday, which was damn fun. we brainstormed for what sort of ethnographic film he could do. i suggested the meathook gang, because it would look very cool, plus the squimmish factor makes it almost irresistable, but i think the opportunity to see an inverted penis didn't thrill brad too much. oh well. i suggested wiccans, and he accepted the idea. so now the question of how to find wiccans in this area (that will let you film a ceremony or ritual or SOMETHING) i am doing my project on the history of italian film...the fascist area. people seemed intrigued. it should be a good paper, and i don't really know anything about fascist cinema, so at least i'll be learning something new. i can't stand the dana girl in my class. she's been in one other class with me, my intro to physical anthropology class, and i wanted to rip off her face and make her eat it. it's almost two years later...and the song remains the same.
she has a stupid opinion about everything. SHE is the type of person that makes all vegetarians/vegans look bad because she's so in your face about meateating. it's ridiculous. and the funnest part: she makes all these "intelligent" observations about things that are always way, way off the mark. so it is hilarious to sit back and watch a polite professor try to explain that she's completely wrong without hurting her feelings.
we watched a great movie in that class last time and this time. it was the most eurocentric piece of shit i've ever watched. they referred to the people of new guinea as "savages" the entire time. BLEG! mostly it was a film about how brave and spectacular and adventuresome the people filming the movie were, not so much about the people they were studying. it really reminded me of a human "milo and otis."
i started a major project today...protecting and preserving my family's childhood pictures. my mom just lets them lie around getting damaged. i figured i'd scan them and keep a printroom account of them, that way if the originals get destroyed it's not a terrible, terrible loss. the thing is there are probably 500 or so photos. i did 20 today. i'll probably either do 5 a day for a billion days or take a bunch of hours and knock it out at once. oh well. as long as it gets done eventually.
todd and i started a garden. we are going to have vegetables galore this summer and live of the "fatta the land." weee!
i talked to doug a little bit ago, which is weird because he's not really supposed to call anymore. oh well. he has this really annoying habit of making me sound stupid when he's around his friends and roomates. that gets old quick. he's also gotten to that stage when he thinks it's okay to joke about shit that's happened between us. fucker.
now i shall embark on my second project of the day...clicks and buzzes. i hope to get it fully operation soon. basically i will not link anything to the main page until i feel i have enough material written. but hey, it's got robots all over it. and who doesn't love robots?
my dad keeps calling. i wonder what that's about. i also got a mail from my aunt today, apparently my cousin nolan, who is about to have his first communion, was allowed to try a wafer beforehand to see what it tastes like. he reported to his mother that "jesus tastes like cardboard."