Huge Ass Survey
w many keys are on your keychain? One for my car…and another cool keychain for houses…yes, plural, houses
What curse word do you use the most? Theres never too many ways of using fuck
Do you own an iPod? Yes, almost filled with 60…I’m a music slut
Who on your Myspace "Top 8" do you talk to the most? I would have to say my roommates but other than them, Adina and Adam…of course not andrew cause he hasn’t talked to his best friends since winter break!!! Damn him!!
What time is your alarm clock set for? Not set, tomorrows Sunday!
How many suitcases do you own? One officially
Do you wear flip-flops even when it's cold outside? I have webbed feet…though I can wear them...i still don’t like having something between my toes like that
Where do you buy your groceries from? Cosco..we go big…and the SOS liquor store that henry has a fake ID for. And yes, alcohol counts as “groceries”
Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? Depending on whos in the pic…usually in
What was the last movie you watched? Cool Hand Luke
Do any of your friends have children? Not that I know of…or they do for that matter
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you would buy? I’d first buy a pack of gum (what can I say)….and then probably Manhattan or both the Golden Gate and Bay bridges so the tolls will go directly into a bank account for myself…I think in investments that will make me money, gum including…
Has anyone ever called you lazy? Yeah probably
Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster? I once sipped on some gin to get to sleep. It was an uncommon circumstance. I usually have no problem
What CD is currently in your CD player? I’m listening to Slightly Stoopid at the moment…yay for itunes
Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? Regular…or Vitamin D brought to a slow simmer in a saucepan, dark chocolate shavings slowly poured in, and a touch of vanilla and chili powder in to make the most delicious hot chocolate you will ever try…don’t believe me? Come to my house and I’ll prove it!
Has anyone told you a secret this week? Jonas got a ticket for possession…He possessed a quarter of a bottle of bud light outside of his apartment for which he got a ticket for…our country is stupid. Did you know in Sweden you can walk around anywhere with an open bottle of whatever…it could be Jack Daniels! And they couldn’t do anything, Europe, here I come!
When was the last time someone hit on you? I never know if I’m being hit on or not. Last time I knew for sure was when a girl at a party started making out with me…I guess that would be considered being hit on?
What did you have for dinner? Quesadilla with lasagna, and potatoes and a starbucks coffee about 10 minutes ago.
Do you wear hoodies often? I enjoy track jackets and blazers…and cool looking Euro style trench coat type things that have that belt thing.
Can you whistle? I’ve been trying for 18 years…so no. I just want to be able to whistle the song Patience, that’s it.
Have you ever participated in a protest? Not officially. But speaking of protests…did anyone happen to see Mind of Mencia the other night? hehe
Who was the last person to call you? My brother Jeff, he was somewhat drunk which made the conversation very lively.
What is your favorite ride at an amusement park? Not sure what her name was…hehe, I’m joking people come on!
Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Haha, I know people at the Annex (where I live in SB) must talk about the 4 of us. So therefore, yes. As far as other people I meet? Most definitely. I’m easy to talk from what my roommates say.
What area code are you in right now? 805…and I do not…”Represent”
Did you watch cartoons as a child? Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain…cartoon network sometimes.
How big is your local mall? Its one street with many shops on it called State St. Its basically the only thing in the town of Santa Barbara.
How many siblings do you have? 2 direct…Kim and Shawn. And 2 step…Jeff and Jon. I am the youngest. Surprisingly enough I think all of my siblings rock! RIP Shawn.
Are you shy around the opposite sex? I have several best friends that are girls. But I can be shy, and I can be very surprisingly outgoing…depending on my mood I guess.
What is your biggest regret? I have several. But everything happens for a reason right? I guess that’s what you say to justify regrets.
Have you ever had Jamba Juice? What kind of question is that? Of course I have!
When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt? Its actually hard for me to laugh like that, though I laugh very often. When I talked to Adam on the phone last week I laughed hysterically as we recalled some good times.
What movie do you know every line to? Down Periscope as well some others that I can’t recall at present.
Do you own any band t-shirts? GNR, Rolling Stones, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, Little Brother, Living Legends and Jonas when he becomes the best music producer of hip hop today
When was your last plane ride? From Arizona to LA
How many chairs are at your dining room table? If you have a dining room in college you are not having the true “college” experience.
What is your favorite salad dressing? The Caesar salad dressing that we make at my house.
Do you read for fun? Yeah, theres too many books I want to read. I’m in the middle of The Count of Monte Cristo and several GQ mags.
Can you speak any languages other than English? I’m downloading Pimsleurs French I because I want to learn French…and I know certain very necessary phrases in Swedish like, “where did you get the air to speak?” “Shuttup you fucking cunt!” “Dirty Whore” “Goddamn’t” “Enjoy your spaghetti, you’re very rude!” and some others
Do you do your own dishes? Yes. I find washing dishes relaxes me.
What color is your bedroom painted? Clear
Have you ever cried in public? Yeah, my dad almost lost me in Europe when I was little…He never did pay much attention haha
Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop? Laptop, and its cool…I can take it places.
Which do you make: wishes or plans? I make wishes and make plans to fulfill my wishes.
Are you always trying to learn new things? Yeah, learning is cool, if you are interested in what you are learning.
Do you shower on a daily basis? Usually…
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? Possibly tattoo, thinking seriously about it.
Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date? Fuck yeah…unless she is weird and insists on it and makes you feel guilty and gets pissed off, in which case, just let her pay
Can you skip rocks? Yeah, but its not my forte’?
Have you ever been to Jamaica? Yeah, and I did not smoke weed but almost converted myself to Rastafarian.
What to snack on at the movie theatres? Chocolate Truffles and sweet candy lips
Who was your favorite teacher? Mr. Mcdermmot, Mr. Mulford, but I learned more from shawn than I’ve learned from anybody else. He was a smart motherfucker
Have you ever dated someone out of your race? Would “Southern” be out of my race? She had an accent (which is by the way bonus points for me)
What is the weather like? Sunny and chilly and sometimes rainy
Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos? I met the sweetist girl one time who had crazy piercings and some tattoos. Jonas and me were both pleasantly surprised to find how nice she was. So…possibly. Its doubtful but possibly.
Do you have an online journal? Yeah, but I don’t think anybody besides marshall reads it.
What was your favorite class in high school? Campus Ministry and Senior Seminar. I never did anything in CM…just walked around with marshall and looked for girls.
Do you enjoy traveling via airplanes? It would take a hell of a long time to go to Africa by car…or kite for that matter. So take a wild guess people. People say I’m well traveled…
What personality trait is a must-have in the opposite sex? Has to have dreams, spontaneous, easygoing, playful
Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive? Yeah probably, theres some great people out there, who are not necessarily hot…
When was the last time you slept on the floor? I can’t remember. But I fucking love sleeping on the couch! Don’t ask me why but I sleep there all the time.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink? Beer-Hefeweizen, Heinekin, Fat Tire. Wine-Frazier, Martinelli Pinot Noir, Stags Leap Cask 23. Single Malt Scotch-Lagvulllin Whiskey-Jack. Vodka-Charbay or Hangar One. Gin-Bombay Sapphire…I know too much about alcohol for my age
Does your closest Starbucks have a drive-thru? No
Do you like your living arrangement? Currently I live with Ben who is most of the time cool but can be a huge asshole, Martin who is swedish and therefore the shit, Glen who is as he would say, hyphy!, and basically Henry (who is always in our room) a funny half chinese kid that doesn’t get offended by racial jokes. Then I live at Jonas’s too. I like who I live with…just not the place!!
What is your mother's hometown? Coldwater, Ohio…can I get an amen luke?
How many hours of sleep do you need to function? None, but don’t expect me to function well.
Do you eat breakfast daily? I really do try…
What was the last thing to scare you? The thought that success is measured on how well you do in school.
Are your days full and fast-paced? No, I am an unmotivated piece of shit right now. My english teachers hate me as does my film teacher probably. This summer will be fast paced like the indy 500 and I hope to go to sleep every day maxed out like a credit card.
Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class? Oh man, in 4th grade me and adam got in so much trouble for talking in class and then the teacher said that if we stopped we would get to go to recess early. So we pretended to not talk and got to go out to recess early..everyone knew we were full of shit and the teacher was clueless haha.
What is your favorite fruit? Peaches…
Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages? Yeah, as I eat something I usually say, “Holy shit this is bad for me!” and continueing devouring it…because life is too short to eat shitty food. And I’ll never have a 6 pack no matter what, so bring on shitty food
How old will you be turning on your next birthday? Old enough to know better but still too young to care.
Are you picky about spelling and grammar? In my own writing sometimes. And with people I’m understanding. The swedish here don’t always say the correct things but I let it go if I understand
Do you believe in life on other planets? I’ll let you know if I ever get drawn to a white light or take shrooms
Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yeah
Who was the last person to piss you off? Ben…I do not trust him with money at all.
Do you believe that God has a gender? What does it matter? Is some human rights group gonna go out and start a group that has a bias about Gods sex or something?
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What was the last thing you ate? I drank tea…I know it’s the wrong answer so shutup.
Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex? Both in very different ways. My group of best friends is about as random and eclectic as the life in the ocean, or something.
What did you dress up as for your first Halloween? Probably a baby
How did your parents pick your name? Lets just say my name could have been gregory…do I look like a f’ing greg? I don’t mind my name. I think the letter K is sexy.
Do you like mustard? Yeah, all kinds
What do you tell yourself when times get hard? Everything works out in the end…Time Heals. And Bob Marley usually helps me out, “…Every little thing, is gonna be alright” it works, usually
Would you ever sky dive? OH HELL YES! I want to so bad!
Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back? It varies. I sleep any and every way. I fell asleep on a pool table before and on a couch at the Campus Ministry office at school.
What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself? Lucas Jackson. Otherwise known as Cool Hand Luke. And I wish I could be as cool as Brad Pitt in fight club or Paul Newman in the Color of Money
Have you ever bid for something on ebay? Rotary telephone, which is now connected to my cell phone. You have to see it to understand.
What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant? I don’t think about that. I actually don’t think of her at all, I don’t find her to be that amazingly hot. I know, its uncommon.
Do you enjoy giving hugs? I love hugs. Giving and receiving. When I get a good hug it makes my day. You can tell a lot about a person by the way they hug and handshake, its true.
Would you consider yourself to be fashionable? If I think something is cool I’ll try to get it. I don’t know if I’m fashionable or not but according to some europeans I have very good taste and aren’t they pretty much the fashion aficionados?
Do you own a digital camera? Yes, pics are awesome.
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Weird, but loved. But sady because I would have to break their heart by saying no.
What celebrities have you been compared to? Apparently Jamie Oliver, some baseball player on the Red Sox and some others
Who is your favorite Star Wars character? Yoda is by far the coolest. Like I’ve always said, hes the Joe Montana of Star Wars
Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do? If you want to piss me off the most that is what you can do. I with all of my heart absolutely hate when people do that. I would seriously drive to your house and punch you in the face, so don’t!
What books, if any, have made you cry? One did a long time ago, not sure what it was though. I was young and it was hard times.
Do you think you're attractive? i guess I’m ok. But who am I to judge myself
What are you allergic to? Fucktards
Are you a jealous person? Yeah, I can be very jealous and it can make me act unlike myself.
What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Its not the best thing to do probably. But I actually know someone who fell in love with a casual fuckbuddy and they are getting married. Some things can work out weirdly. I’m not totally against it I guess and I’m not for it. Shit happens.
Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat? Why would I feel guilty? Its not like I’m offending the food by eating it.
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been? I Have no idea.
Did you ever celebrate "Pi Day" in school? Umm…?
A - AVAILABLE: I try to always be there.
B - BEST FRIENDS: Andrew, Adam, Marshall, Paul, Kelsey, Alecia, Jonas, Martin
C - CRUSH: an interest in someone that is totally unfounded. Happens at least twice a day to me
D - DOGS' NAMES: Ben and Jerry or manhunter
E - EASIEST PEOPLE TO TALK TO: Adam, Paul, Alecia, Jonas, Marshall
F - FAVORITE BAND: Jona’s songs…he calls himself J-Sonic or NoiceProf
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORM: worms
H - HOMETOWN: Napa, 707 represent. “Toast the napa valley wine is some of the finest, and gets better with time”
I - INSTRUMENT: Guitar, piano, saxophone, drums, violin
J - JUGGLE: …..
K - KICKED SOMEONE WHERE IT HURT: Not in the way that you are implieing, but yes, I’ve kicked someone, and yes they deserved it.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Canada or something
M - MILK FLAVOR: Raspberry puree?…I said it already, don’t make me do it again.
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 4
O - ONE WISH: school to die
P - PERSON WHO CALLED ME LAST: Jeff when he was drunk
Q - QUOTE: “Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.” Edgar Allen Poe
R - REASON TO SMILE: I’m leaving SB! See the Wilco song “Misunderstood” -“I’d like to thank you all for nothing at all!”
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: one of Jonas’s grooves.
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 9 something
U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: I’m a phsiological anomaly
V - VEGETABLE YOU HATE: Brussel sprouts and cauliflower, eggplant
W - WORST HABIT: being unorganized
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Hand, knee, foot
Y - YUMMY FOOD: Steak Tartare (raw uncooked) sushi, and ravioli that I make
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: cancer, isn’t it obvious?
What do you hate most about the world? People that aren’t open to knew opinions. And being thought of as stupid because you are younger than someone or because you’re a teenager.
What do you love about the world? The feeling that you own it. And hugs. And there are some emotions I cannot adequately describe, but are utterly amazing.
If America were to fall, what would be the cause? Canada deciding they want to join the party.
What is man's greatest threat? Women
How will the world end? When I die I’ll take it with me.
What would you kill for? Love, ie. Family and friends
What would you die for? See above.
What do you live for? The hope that I could somehow make a difference to someone…and women.
Do you want to live forever? Reincarnation. I will come back and my name will be Emilio!
What is your biggest weakness? Timing and not having the right words.
What is your greatest strength? Apparently I’m a good listener? As far as strength it differs daily.
What do you want to change about yourself? Changes everyday
Tell me your thoughts on God. I think he watches everyone with secret video cameras
The Devil. …went down to georia?
Heaven. Bikinis, Martinis, and chocolate
Hell. The opposite of heaven
The human soul. Will someone convince me that I have one? Cause I can never find it.
What is your worst fear? fear
What makes you happy? Dreams and friends and traveling
What are some of your regrets? I don’t particularly want to say. But I will say a name, Shawn.
Who do you look up to? Shawn
Who looks up to you? Hopefully, my friends. I look up to them.
Is revenge the answer? It can be very necessary. So beware.
What is the best way to get rid of an enemy? Mess with their head and life; the fabric of their reality.
What do you want to be remembered for? Being my own person, doing what I want and not caring what people say, and having the best MF’ing chocolate company, and coolest MF’ing chocolate shops in the world.
Would you rather learn from your mistakes/sins or have them forgiven? Both. I’ve learned and its sometimes taken me awhile to be forgiven.
Confess some of your more recent sins. Not sure how to put it
What is your deepest, darkest secret? I’m trying to come up with one to add an element of mystery to myself.
Do video games and rock n roll caus violence?: No, stupid people cause violence. Raise your kids right
What was your last...
Dream? I dreamed I got sent a message from a very pretty girl at UCLA. It wasn’t true and almost ruined my day.
Nightmare? Not sure
Time you cried? Last semester. Broken heart. I pretty much hated everything including myself and had trouble functioning for awhile.
Time you laughed? Talking with Jonas earlier
Person you loved? Love is ongoing, whether it’s a relationship or friend
Person you hated? The whole of Isla Vista in SB
Person you talked to? Jonas about taking a demo tape to some record companies in LA
Lie? Probably to myself
Big loss? A trip to UCLA for the undie run
Big mistake? Thinking I would ever be a successful student
Law you broke? Drinking
Rule you broke? Carrying a 12 pack of beer into our apartment complex without the slightest hesitation. I have no write-ups yet and I could have cared less if they had given me one.
Thing you broke? I don’t know
Proud moment? The fact that Jonas trusts me enough to help him pick the music he’s gonna put on his Demo Tape.
Big accomplishment? Getting this far in life.
Person you hurt (physically or emotionally)? Alecia, and I likewise.
Have you ever... and why?
Been discriminated against? I’m a teenager and therefore an idiot and a menace to society remember?
Been made fun of? These days I give Ben credit for that
Wanted to die? I just want to see what the afterlife is like. Maybe I’ll just get some Peyote and Shrooms haha
Hurt yourself? No. Objects, yes.
Attempted suicide? Nope.
Wanted to kill someone? I’d get more pleasure from turning someones life into a living hell.
Wanted everyone to die? nope
Gotten into a fight? No, I’ve had the opportunity but have never felt like it.
Pretended to be someone or something you're not? We all try on new faces at some point.
Had sex? Nope.
Watched porn? I’m a guy remember?
Committed a crime? Yeah, they never even knew what hit them.
Done drugs? Yes, I’ve smoked pot before. I will never do any drug that is white.
Consumed alcohol? Yes, and I enjoy it. Contrary to what people think not every teenager drinks to get trashed every time they drink. And I guarantee I know more about wine than 50% of Americans.
Smoked? Yes. I enjoy cigars. And I have smoked pot with Jonas on occasions before. Judge me however you like.
Been caught doing something "bad"? Not really, I guess. I’ve drank with friends in plain sight of parents and tell them that that’s just how it is.
Broken a promise? Ones that matter, I will keep till the very end.
3 YEARS AGO
How old were you?: 15
What school year were you in? Sophomore at Justin-Siena.
Where did you work? Our winery a bit.
Where did you live? 15 Tuscany Ct. and 40 Lupine Hill Rd.
Where did you hang out? My house, Marshalls, and Bistro Jeanty
How was your hair style? I was gellin
Did you wear braces? No
Did you wear glasses? I had Oakleys
Who was your best friend? Andrew
Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend? Didn’t have one.
Who was your celebrity crush? Not sure.
Who was your regular-person crush? Leslie Kelley.
How many tattoos did you have? None
How Many piercings did you have? none
What was your favorite band/artist? Guns and Roses probably
What was your worst fear? Failing school maybe
Had you driven yet? Golf carts
Had you been to a real party yet? Would you consider hanging out with a band who is now Louis XIV at their pad in SF after a show a “real party”? I would.
Had your heart been broken yet? Most definitely
HA HA HA! LETS SEE WHAT YOU ARE NOW!
How old are you? Eighteen.
Where do you live? Isla Vista, people say it’s a big deal, I don’t really think so. But (fun fact) it is the most densely populated area West of the Mississippi!
Where do you hang out? Room 209 Fowntainbleu Annex in other words, our room. And Jonas’s apartment
How is your hair style? I don’t know, why don’t you decide?
do you have braces? no
Do you wear glasses? Aviators.
Who is your bestfriend now? Still kinda the same wth 2 goofy Swedes added to the mix. so that makes it Andrew, Adam, Marshall, Paul, Alecia, Kelsey, Jonas and Martin
Who is your boyfriend/girlfriend? Nonexistent
Who is your celebrity crush? 4 of the girls on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Who is your regular-person crush? Some random people in random places and random states.
How many tatoos do you have? None at the moment. But Martin and Jonas have awesome tattoos
How many piercings do you have? zeeero
What is your favorite band? Jonas, Decemberists, Mindless Self Indulgence, DJ Tiesto
What is your biggest fear? My plans not working out
Have you driven yet? I think I have
Do you work? I start businesses and drive chocolate companies to bankruptcy
Have you been to a real party yet? Yeah, it was actually fun, until the very end…
Has your heart been broken? yes
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1. Next person you'll kiss: Adriana Lima…I don’t know okay?
2. Next thing u will watch: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show that I downloaded. I will watch it over and over and over…
3. Next person you want to hang out with: I wanna hang out with Andrew and Adam…but that’ll still be awhile
4. Next car you want to have: a longboard skateboard. And skimboard and surf
5. Next time you're going out: Class tomorrow 11:30
6. Next time you're going to move: I’m moving home this summer
7. Next thing you are going to save money for: a cruise this summer and a trip to NYC
8. Next time that you will drink alcohol: actually I’m having a beer right now…not to get drunk, just to have a beer
9. Next person you are going to call: My sister or my mom
10. Next place you'll take vacation: Hopefully a cruise and trip to NYC
11. Next thing you are going to do after filling this survey out: hw
12. Next thing you are going to eat: oatmeal, because I’m poor
13. Next time you plan to be drunk: I don’t plan, things just happen. Probably Friday night?
14. Next thing you are going to do outside: Spell something out like, “IV Sucks” in the grass courtyard with bleach so it kills the grass…yay!
15. Next big event in your life: starting a chocolate company
COLLEGE.
LASTS:
1. Last kiss: …some girl at Alecias bday party. I don’t remember her name but I’ll call her ashley
2. Last person you hugged: Kim, my sis
3. Last person you spoke to: Henry
4. Last alcoholic beverage: Hefeweizen Beer
5. Last sexual partner: Adriana Lima…it was good
6. Last movie: I’m watching Amelie tonight
7. Last person you thought of: visiting adina
8. Last school you went to: Justin.
9. Last person you said " I love you" to: parents
10. Last run in with the Law: I don’t run with the law. I think they’re all crooks.
11. Last fight you were in: probably with ben
12. Last concert you went to: Little Brother and Dilated Peoples at the House of Blues in Anaheim…it was so weird. It was like 12 year old girls getting Mickey Mouse autographs over here and rap concert over here
13. Last person you e-mailed: Kate
14. Last thing you ate: Quesadilla and cheerios
15. Last thing you saved up money for: Costco
FIRST
1. First kiss: Kate Leet, in NC.
2. First love: Haha, oh man, early teen retardedness, Kate
3. First heartbreak: haha, see above
4. First car: honda civic
5. First pet: I guess our golden retriever, who coincidentally was named Kate and the Kate above also had a golden retriever, weird huh?
6. First word: Niggaplease
7. First concert: Fucking Beach Boys who suck live
8. First sexual partner: nope
9. First alcoholic beverage: Wine, Heineken and then Gin and then Vodka. It was a good night
10. First time you stayed out all night: Adams house
11. First best friend: Andrew Cardwell
12. First job: I started a business selling golf balls back to golfers who hit their balls over the fence of our property from the course that borders our property. Legal? I didn’t care if it was or not.
13. First school: Whatever the preschool is downtown by Arielles house
12. First movie you watched in a theater: I have no idea
13. First thing you really saved up money for: people, by saving money you lose money. Over time money decreases in value because of inflation so actually, when you save you lose. So spend your money on something that can make you money! Like silver or gold, which increases in value much better than interest in a bank account.
14. First run in with the Law: I almost got taken to jail cause some cops tried to get me to tell them I was doing Heroine and Cocaine. Which I wasn’t, but it’s a funny story huh?
15. First date: I don’t know what to say for this. I guess with a big group on a cruise with Kate, but we weren’t really officially dating then. But I knew she liked me…it was the only time I was ever positive that someone liked me…it was nice.
70 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. DO YOU SLEEP NAKED
Only when I feel sexy haha. Actually sometimes in summer when my room is 90 degrees, I take a cold shower and then run to bed soaking and try to get to sleep before my body temp goes up.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I’m gonna buy Isla Vista, burn it down and build my mansion and chocolate factory over it. And Jonas is gonna have a mansion and his record company. So that I guess means that I hate all of IV with a passion. But I’m actually a lover and a romantic as that.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
dieing before I fulfill my wishes
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
I liked them but I wasn’t crazy
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF REALITY TV?
I think The Apprentice is awesome….and the model and designer shows are amusing…but I never watch them unless I’m with a girl
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Only when I’m angry with them
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Every girl wanted to do me. Actually, my sisters 4th grade class did a project on me and how I was growing over the year.
8. WHAT SCENT DO YOU WEAR?
Kenneth Cole “Signature” Guys take note, chicks dig it.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Space Black
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
I have before. Funniest thing ever was hearing Adam sing “Desperado” in the shower at the hotel in LA before disneyland.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
nope, but I jumped head first over a fence with a 6 foot drop. Which is actually scary and I hurt my back for a week.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I can say the ABC’s backwards….and undress women with just my eyes.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
I wanna go back to Morocco, coolest fuckin place ever. And NYC and Frisco and Europe and Australia…pretty much anywhere.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Hell of a lot funnier than Letterman, but O’Brian is the funniest.
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
miles I can swim
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
What a great movie
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Yeah
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
ask my french maid
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARD?
My record is 14 times in one minute. Do you know how much “geek” ass I can get with that?
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
nope
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
I like’m both
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
I don’t have a problem with it. I’ve seen a deer killed and skinned in my yard. I thank Manuel for that. It was good eatin too.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I do not know, most likely.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Its so childish
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Allergies
[wtf happened to 27??]
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
He’s alive and surfing in Australia with Jim Morrison…Jerry Garcia is smoking weed on the beach watching most likely
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
nope, so I’ll probably end up crying at mine…the worst of all situations
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Eggs Benedict
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Go ask one. Put the one you know in a round room and tell them to go and sit in the corner. If they get confused then yes that particular one is dumb.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
My roommate takes it; sells it on Ebay
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
11
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Food Network, Kdog
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Not if you’re starving
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Coming back from school.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Baths are relaxing but never really do it.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
In spirit…
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
”You know the holocaust? Imagine the exact opposite of that!” - Harold & Kumar…I think I proved my point.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
I like the dark except when I can’t see in and afraid of it…yeah, so sometimes haha
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Itunes
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Crunchy. Makes it a little sexier
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
yeah, but why is that relevant?
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
No
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once
46. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
Big Star Jeans, bright blue polo short sleeved shirt, horrible quality socks, Calivin Klein boxers, oh and my western belt and belt buckle. The buckle has a K on it and I have KEVIN indented into the back
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
I’ve slept in some pretty bad situations. Dirt roads in Africa haha. But usually i’m pretty deep
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Dark blue
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Could be better could be worse.
51. WHO'S IS BETTER?
you have a girlfriend which is a pretty good thing. You bastard
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Not really, but I do find a penny like every other day which is really weird.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Pretty much
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
I can play the ocarina! What more do I have to say?
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Nickels and dimes
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
Nope, I would like to though
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Only if it is completely unrelated to Boy Scouts
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
Not many people have the talent to make me do that. Maybe adam or andrew or marshall.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Maybe….
60. ARE DOGS MANS BEST FRIEND?
Actually, yes.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
I, unlike most people, will actually decide whether I like my gf BEFORE getting married.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
No, but I hope to dance like Usher in a couple months
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Yeah, is all I can say
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Oh man, such a nice day.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Some oreos
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
No.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
I can’t think of one
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
No, I’ve owned several of their things like 5 years ago…before it was considered trendy
70. FAVORITE PEOPLE TO HANG OUT WITH?
I’ve had the best times with Andrew, adam, marshall, paul and current roommates
This survey took me days damn’t!
What curse word do you use the most? Theres never too many ways of using fuck
Do you own an iPod? Yes, almost filled with 60…I’m a music slut
Who on your Myspace "Top 8" do you talk to the most? I would have to say my roommates but other than them, Adina and Adam…of course not andrew cause he hasn’t talked to his best friends since winter break!!! Damn him!!
What time is your alarm clock set for? Not set, tomorrows Sunday!
How many suitcases do you own? One officially
Do you wear flip-flops even when it's cold outside? I have webbed feet…though I can wear them...i still don’t like having something between my toes like that
Where do you buy your groceries from? Cosco..we go big…and the SOS liquor store that henry has a fake ID for. And yes, alcohol counts as “groceries”
Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? Depending on whos in the pic…usually in
What was the last movie you watched? Cool Hand Luke
Do any of your friends have children? Not that I know of…or they do for that matter
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you would buy? I’d first buy a pack of gum (what can I say)….and then probably Manhattan or both the Golden Gate and Bay bridges so the tolls will go directly into a bank account for myself…I think in investments that will make me money, gum including…
Has anyone ever called you lazy? Yeah probably
Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster? I once sipped on some gin to get to sleep. It was an uncommon circumstance. I usually have no problem
What CD is currently in your CD player? I’m listening to Slightly Stoopid at the moment…yay for itunes
Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? Regular…or Vitamin D brought to a slow simmer in a saucepan, dark chocolate shavings slowly poured in, and a touch of vanilla and chili powder in to make the most delicious hot chocolate you will ever try…don’t believe me? Come to my house and I’ll prove it!
Has anyone told you a secret this week? Jonas got a ticket for possession…He possessed a quarter of a bottle of bud light outside of his apartment for which he got a ticket for…our country is stupid. Did you know in Sweden you can walk around anywhere with an open bottle of whatever…it could be Jack Daniels! And they couldn’t do anything, Europe, here I come!
When was the last time someone hit on you? I never know if I’m being hit on or not. Last time I knew for sure was when a girl at a party started making out with me…I guess that would be considered being hit on?
What did you have for dinner? Quesadilla with lasagna, and potatoes and a starbucks coffee about 10 minutes ago.
Do you wear hoodies often? I enjoy track jackets and blazers…and cool looking Euro style trench coat type things that have that belt thing.
Can you whistle? I’ve been trying for 18 years…so no. I just want to be able to whistle the song Patience, that’s it.
Have you ever participated in a protest? Not officially. But speaking of protests…did anyone happen to see Mind of Mencia the other night? hehe
Who was the last person to call you? My brother Jeff, he was somewhat drunk which made the conversation very lively.
What is your favorite ride at an amusement park? Not sure what her name was…hehe, I’m joking people come on!
Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Haha, I know people at the Annex (where I live in SB) must talk about the 4 of us. So therefore, yes. As far as other people I meet? Most definitely. I’m easy to talk from what my roommates say.
What area code are you in right now? 805…and I do not…”Represent”
Did you watch cartoons as a child? Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain…cartoon network sometimes.
How big is your local mall? Its one street with many shops on it called State St. Its basically the only thing in the town of Santa Barbara.
How many siblings do you have? 2 direct…Kim and Shawn. And 2 step…Jeff and Jon. I am the youngest. Surprisingly enough I think all of my siblings rock! RIP Shawn.
Are you shy around the opposite sex? I have several best friends that are girls. But I can be shy, and I can be very surprisingly outgoing…depending on my mood I guess.
What is your biggest regret? I have several. But everything happens for a reason right? I guess that’s what you say to justify regrets.
Have you ever had Jamba Juice? What kind of question is that? Of course I have!
When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt? Its actually hard for me to laugh like that, though I laugh very often. When I talked to Adam on the phone last week I laughed hysterically as we recalled some good times.
What movie do you know every line to? Down Periscope as well some others that I can’t recall at present.
Do you own any band t-shirts? GNR, Rolling Stones, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, Little Brother, Living Legends and Jonas when he becomes the best music producer of hip hop today
When was your last plane ride? From Arizona to LA
How many chairs are at your dining room table? If you have a dining room in college you are not having the true “college” experience.
What is your favorite salad dressing? The Caesar salad dressing that we make at my house.
Do you read for fun? Yeah, theres too many books I want to read. I’m in the middle of The Count of Monte Cristo and several GQ mags.
Can you speak any languages other than English? I’m downloading Pimsleurs French I because I want to learn French…and I know certain very necessary phrases in Swedish like, “where did you get the air to speak?” “Shuttup you fucking cunt!” “Dirty Whore” “Goddamn’t” “Enjoy your spaghetti, you’re very rude!” and some others
Do you do your own dishes? Yes. I find washing dishes relaxes me.
What color is your bedroom painted? Clear
Have you ever cried in public? Yeah, my dad almost lost me in Europe when I was little…He never did pay much attention haha
Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop? Laptop, and its cool…I can take it places.
Which do you make: wishes or plans? I make wishes and make plans to fulfill my wishes.
Are you always trying to learn new things? Yeah, learning is cool, if you are interested in what you are learning.
Do you shower on a daily basis? Usually…
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? Possibly tattoo, thinking seriously about it.
Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date? Fuck yeah…unless she is weird and insists on it and makes you feel guilty and gets pissed off, in which case, just let her pay
Can you skip rocks? Yeah, but its not my forte’?
Have you ever been to Jamaica? Yeah, and I did not smoke weed but almost converted myself to Rastafarian.
What to snack on at the movie theatres? Chocolate Truffles and sweet candy lips
Who was your favorite teacher? Mr. Mcdermmot, Mr. Mulford, but I learned more from shawn than I’ve learned from anybody else. He was a smart motherfucker
Have you ever dated someone out of your race? Would “Southern” be out of my race? She had an accent (which is by the way bonus points for me)
What is the weather like? Sunny and chilly and sometimes rainy
Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos? I met the sweetist girl one time who had crazy piercings and some tattoos. Jonas and me were both pleasantly surprised to find how nice she was. So…possibly. Its doubtful but possibly.
Do you have an online journal? Yeah, but I don’t think anybody besides marshall reads it.
What was your favorite class in high school? Campus Ministry and Senior Seminar. I never did anything in CM…just walked around with marshall and looked for girls.
Do you enjoy traveling via airplanes? It would take a hell of a long time to go to Africa by car…or kite for that matter. So take a wild guess people. People say I’m well traveled…
What personality trait is a must-have in the opposite sex? Has to have dreams, spontaneous, easygoing, playful
Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive? Yeah probably, theres some great people out there, who are not necessarily hot…
When was the last time you slept on the floor? I can’t remember. But I fucking love sleeping on the couch! Don’t ask me why but I sleep there all the time.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink? Beer-Hefeweizen, Heinekin, Fat Tire. Wine-Frazier, Martinelli Pinot Noir, Stags Leap Cask 23. Single Malt Scotch-Lagvulllin Whiskey-Jack. Vodka-Charbay or Hangar One. Gin-Bombay Sapphire…I know too much about alcohol for my age
Does your closest Starbucks have a drive-thru? No
Do you like your living arrangement? Currently I live with Ben who is most of the time cool but can be a huge asshole, Martin who is swedish and therefore the shit, Glen who is as he would say, hyphy!, and basically Henry (who is always in our room) a funny half chinese kid that doesn’t get offended by racial jokes. Then I live at Jonas’s too. I like who I live with…just not the place!!
What is your mother's hometown? Coldwater, Ohio…can I get an amen luke?
How many hours of sleep do you need to function? None, but don’t expect me to function well.
Do you eat breakfast daily? I really do try…
What was the last thing to scare you? The thought that success is measured on how well you do in school.
Are your days full and fast-paced? No, I am an unmotivated piece of shit right now. My english teachers hate me as does my film teacher probably. This summer will be fast paced like the indy 500 and I hope to go to sleep every day maxed out like a credit card.
Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class? Oh man, in 4th grade me and adam got in so much trouble for talking in class and then the teacher said that if we stopped we would get to go to recess early. So we pretended to not talk and got to go out to recess early..everyone knew we were full of shit and the teacher was clueless haha.
What is your favorite fruit? Peaches…
Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages? Yeah, as I eat something I usually say, “Holy shit this is bad for me!” and continueing devouring it…because life is too short to eat shitty food. And I’ll never have a 6 pack no matter what, so bring on shitty food
How old will you be turning on your next birthday? Old enough to know better but still too young to care.
Are you picky about spelling and grammar? In my own writing sometimes. And with people I’m understanding. The swedish here don’t always say the correct things but I let it go if I understand
Do you believe in life on other planets? I’ll let you know if I ever get drawn to a white light or take shrooms
Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yeah
Who was the last person to piss you off? Ben…I do not trust him with money at all.
Do you believe that God has a gender? What does it matter? Is some human rights group gonna go out and start a group that has a bias about Gods sex or something?
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What was the last thing you ate? I drank tea…I know it’s the wrong answer so shutup.
Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex? Both in very different ways. My group of best friends is about as random and eclectic as the life in the ocean, or something.
What did you dress up as for your first Halloween? Probably a baby
How did your parents pick your name? Lets just say my name could have been gregory…do I look like a f’ing greg? I don’t mind my name. I think the letter K is sexy.
Do you like mustard? Yeah, all kinds
What do you tell yourself when times get hard? Everything works out in the end…Time Heals. And Bob Marley usually helps me out, “…Every little thing, is gonna be alright” it works, usually
Would you ever sky dive? OH HELL YES! I want to so bad!
Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back? It varies. I sleep any and every way. I fell asleep on a pool table before and on a couch at the Campus Ministry office at school.
What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself? Lucas Jackson. Otherwise known as Cool Hand Luke. And I wish I could be as cool as Brad Pitt in fight club or Paul Newman in the Color of Money
Have you ever bid for something on ebay? Rotary telephone, which is now connected to my cell phone. You have to see it to understand.
What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant? I don’t think about that. I actually don’t think of her at all, I don’t find her to be that amazingly hot. I know, its uncommon.
Do you enjoy giving hugs? I love hugs. Giving and receiving. When I get a good hug it makes my day. You can tell a lot about a person by the way they hug and handshake, its true.
Would you consider yourself to be fashionable? If I think something is cool I’ll try to get it. I don’t know if I’m fashionable or not but according to some europeans I have very good taste and aren’t they pretty much the fashion aficionados?
Do you own a digital camera? Yes, pics are awesome.
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Weird, but loved. But sady because I would have to break their heart by saying no.
What celebrities have you been compared to? Apparently Jamie Oliver, some baseball player on the Red Sox and some others
Who is your favorite Star Wars character? Yoda is by far the coolest. Like I’ve always said, hes the Joe Montana of Star Wars
Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do? If you want to piss me off the most that is what you can do. I with all of my heart absolutely hate when people do that. I would seriously drive to your house and punch you in the face, so don’t!
What books, if any, have made you cry? One did a long time ago, not sure what it was though. I was young and it was hard times.
Do you think you're attractive? i guess I’m ok. But who am I to judge myself
What are you allergic to? Fucktards
Are you a jealous person? Yeah, I can be very jealous and it can make me act unlike myself.
What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Its not the best thing to do probably. But I actually know someone who fell in love with a casual fuckbuddy and they are getting married. Some things can work out weirdly. I’m not totally against it I guess and I’m not for it. Shit happens.
Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat? Why would I feel guilty? Its not like I’m offending the food by eating it.
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been? I Have no idea.
Did you ever celebrate "Pi Day" in school? Umm…?
A - AVAILABLE: I try to always be there.
B - BEST FRIENDS: Andrew, Adam, Marshall, Paul, Kelsey, Alecia, Jonas, Martin
C - CRUSH: an interest in someone that is totally unfounded. Happens at least twice a day to me
D - DOGS' NAMES: Ben and Jerry or manhunter
E - EASIEST PEOPLE TO TALK TO: Adam, Paul, Alecia, Jonas, Marshall
F - FAVORITE BAND: Jona’s songs…he calls himself J-Sonic or NoiceProf
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORM: worms
H - HOMETOWN: Napa, 707 represent. “Toast the napa valley wine is some of the finest, and gets better with time”
I - INSTRUMENT: Guitar, piano, saxophone, drums, violin
J - JUGGLE: …..
K - KICKED SOMEONE WHERE IT HURT: Not in the way that you are implieing, but yes, I’ve kicked someone, and yes they deserved it.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Canada or something
M - MILK FLAVOR: Raspberry puree?…I said it already, don’t make me do it again.
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 4
O - ONE WISH: school to die
P - PERSON WHO CALLED ME LAST: Jeff when he was drunk
Q - QUOTE: “Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.” Edgar Allen Poe
R - REASON TO SMILE: I’m leaving SB! See the Wilco song “Misunderstood” -“I’d like to thank you all for nothing at all!”
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: one of Jonas’s grooves.
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 9 something
U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: I’m a phsiological anomaly
V - VEGETABLE YOU HATE: Brussel sprouts and cauliflower, eggplant
W - WORST HABIT: being unorganized
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Hand, knee, foot
Y - YUMMY FOOD: Steak Tartare (raw uncooked) sushi, and ravioli that I make
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: cancer, isn’t it obvious?
What do you hate most about the world? People that aren’t open to knew opinions. And being thought of as stupid because you are younger than someone or because you’re a teenager.
What do you love about the world? The feeling that you own it. And hugs. And there are some emotions I cannot adequately describe, but are utterly amazing.
If America were to fall, what would be the cause? Canada deciding they want to join the party.
What is man's greatest threat? Women
How will the world end? When I die I’ll take it with me.
What would you kill for? Love, ie. Family and friends
What would you die for? See above.
What do you live for? The hope that I could somehow make a difference to someone…and women.
Do you want to live forever? Reincarnation. I will come back and my name will be Emilio!
What is your biggest weakness? Timing and not having the right words.
What is your greatest strength? Apparently I’m a good listener? As far as strength it differs daily.
What do you want to change about yourself? Changes everyday
Tell me your thoughts on God. I think he watches everyone with secret video cameras
The Devil. …went down to georia?
Heaven. Bikinis, Martinis, and chocolate
Hell. The opposite of heaven
The human soul. Will someone convince me that I have one? Cause I can never find it.
What is your worst fear? fear
What makes you happy? Dreams and friends and traveling
What are some of your regrets? I don’t particularly want to say. But I will say a name, Shawn.
Who do you look up to? Shawn
Who looks up to you? Hopefully, my friends. I look up to them.
Is revenge the answer? It can be very necessary. So beware.
What is the best way to get rid of an enemy? Mess with their head and life; the fabric of their reality.
What do you want to be remembered for? Being my own person, doing what I want and not caring what people say, and having the best MF’ing chocolate company, and coolest MF’ing chocolate shops in the world.
Would you rather learn from your mistakes/sins or have them forgiven? Both. I’ve learned and its sometimes taken me awhile to be forgiven.
Confess some of your more recent sins. Not sure how to put it
What is your deepest, darkest secret? I’m trying to come up with one to add an element of mystery to myself.
Do video games and rock n roll caus violence?: No, stupid people cause violence. Raise your kids right
What was your last...
Dream? I dreamed I got sent a message from a very pretty girl at UCLA. It wasn’t true and almost ruined my day.
Nightmare? Not sure
Time you cried? Last semester. Broken heart. I pretty much hated everything including myself and had trouble functioning for awhile.
Time you laughed? Talking with Jonas earlier
Person you loved? Love is ongoing, whether it’s a relationship or friend
Person you hated? The whole of Isla Vista in SB
Person you talked to? Jonas about taking a demo tape to some record companies in LA
Lie? Probably to myself
Big loss? A trip to UCLA for the undie run
Big mistake? Thinking I would ever be a successful student
Law you broke? Drinking
Rule you broke? Carrying a 12 pack of beer into our apartment complex without the slightest hesitation. I have no write-ups yet and I could have cared less if they had given me one.
Thing you broke? I don’t know
Proud moment? The fact that Jonas trusts me enough to help him pick the music he’s gonna put on his Demo Tape.
Big accomplishment? Getting this far in life.
Person you hurt (physically or emotionally)? Alecia, and I likewise.
Have you ever... and why?
Been discriminated against? I’m a teenager and therefore an idiot and a menace to society remember?
Been made fun of? These days I give Ben credit for that
Wanted to die? I just want to see what the afterlife is like. Maybe I’ll just get some Peyote and Shrooms haha
Hurt yourself? No. Objects, yes.
Attempted suicide? Nope.
Wanted to kill someone? I’d get more pleasure from turning someones life into a living hell.
Wanted everyone to die? nope
Gotten into a fight? No, I’ve had the opportunity but have never felt like it.
Pretended to be someone or something you're not? We all try on new faces at some point.
Had sex? Nope.
Watched porn? I’m a guy remember?
Committed a crime? Yeah, they never even knew what hit them.
Done drugs? Yes, I’ve smoked pot before. I will never do any drug that is white.
Consumed alcohol? Yes, and I enjoy it. Contrary to what people think not every teenager drinks to get trashed every time they drink. And I guarantee I know more about wine than 50% of Americans.
Smoked? Yes. I enjoy cigars. And I have smoked pot with Jonas on occasions before. Judge me however you like.
Been caught doing something "bad"? Not really, I guess. I’ve drank with friends in plain sight of parents and tell them that that’s just how it is.
Broken a promise? Ones that matter, I will keep till the very end.
3 YEARS AGO
How old were you?: 15
What school year were you in? Sophomore at Justin-Siena.
Where did you work? Our winery a bit.
Where did you live? 15 Tuscany Ct. and 40 Lupine Hill Rd.
Where did you hang out? My house, Marshalls, and Bistro Jeanty
How was your hair style? I was gellin
Did you wear braces? No
Did you wear glasses? I had Oakleys
Who was your best friend? Andrew
Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend? Didn’t have one.
Who was your celebrity crush? Not sure.
Who was your regular-person crush? Leslie Kelley.
How many tattoos did you have? None
How Many piercings did you have? none
What was your favorite band/artist? Guns and Roses probably
What was your worst fear? Failing school maybe
Had you driven yet? Golf carts
Had you been to a real party yet? Would you consider hanging out with a band who is now Louis XIV at their pad in SF after a show a “real party”? I would.
Had your heart been broken yet? Most definitely
HA HA HA! LETS SEE WHAT YOU ARE NOW!
How old are you? Eighteen.
Where do you live? Isla Vista, people say it’s a big deal, I don’t really think so. But (fun fact) it is the most densely populated area West of the Mississippi!
Where do you hang out? Room 209 Fowntainbleu Annex in other words, our room. And Jonas’s apartment
How is your hair style? I don’t know, why don’t you decide?
do you have braces? no
Do you wear glasses? Aviators.
Who is your bestfriend now? Still kinda the same wth 2 goofy Swedes added to the mix. so that makes it Andrew, Adam, Marshall, Paul, Alecia, Kelsey, Jonas and Martin
Who is your boyfriend/girlfriend? Nonexistent
Who is your celebrity crush? 4 of the girls on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Who is your regular-person crush? Some random people in random places and random states.
How many tatoos do you have? None at the moment. But Martin and Jonas have awesome tattoos
How many piercings do you have? zeeero
What is your favorite band? Jonas, Decemberists, Mindless Self Indulgence, DJ Tiesto
What is your biggest fear? My plans not working out
Have you driven yet? I think I have
Do you work? I start businesses and drive chocolate companies to bankruptcy
Have you been to a real party yet? Yeah, it was actually fun, until the very end…
Has your heart been broken? yes
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1. Next person you'll kiss: Adriana Lima…I don’t know okay?
2. Next thing u will watch: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show that I downloaded. I will watch it over and over and over…
3. Next person you want to hang out with: I wanna hang out with Andrew and Adam…but that’ll still be awhile
4. Next car you want to have: a longboard skateboard. And skimboard and surf
5. Next time you're going out: Class tomorrow 11:30
6. Next time you're going to move: I’m moving home this summer
7. Next thing you are going to save money for: a cruise this summer and a trip to NYC
8. Next time that you will drink alcohol: actually I’m having a beer right now…not to get drunk, just to have a beer
9. Next person you are going to call: My sister or my mom
10. Next place you'll take vacation: Hopefully a cruise and trip to NYC
11. Next thing you are going to do after filling this survey out: hw
12. Next thing you are going to eat: oatmeal, because I’m poor
13. Next time you plan to be drunk: I don’t plan, things just happen. Probably Friday night?
14. Next thing you are going to do outside: Spell something out like, “IV Sucks” in the grass courtyard with bleach so it kills the grass…yay!
15. Next big event in your life: starting a chocolate company
COLLEGE.
LASTS:
1. Last kiss: …some girl at Alecias bday party. I don’t remember her name but I’ll call her ashley
2. Last person you hugged: Kim, my sis
3. Last person you spoke to: Henry
4. Last alcoholic beverage: Hefeweizen Beer
5. Last sexual partner: Adriana Lima…it was good
6. Last movie: I’m watching Amelie tonight
7. Last person you thought of: visiting adina
8. Last school you went to: Justin.
9. Last person you said " I love you" to: parents
10. Last run in with the Law: I don’t run with the law. I think they’re all crooks.
11. Last fight you were in: probably with ben
12. Last concert you went to: Little Brother and Dilated Peoples at the House of Blues in Anaheim…it was so weird. It was like 12 year old girls getting Mickey Mouse autographs over here and rap concert over here
13. Last person you e-mailed: Kate
14. Last thing you ate: Quesadilla and cheerios
15. Last thing you saved up money for: Costco
FIRST
1. First kiss: Kate Leet, in NC.
2. First love: Haha, oh man, early teen retardedness, Kate
3. First heartbreak: haha, see above
4. First car: honda civic
5. First pet: I guess our golden retriever, who coincidentally was named Kate and the Kate above also had a golden retriever, weird huh?
6. First word: Niggaplease
7. First concert: Fucking Beach Boys who suck live
8. First sexual partner: nope
9. First alcoholic beverage: Wine, Heineken and then Gin and then Vodka. It was a good night
10. First time you stayed out all night: Adams house
11. First best friend: Andrew Cardwell
12. First job: I started a business selling golf balls back to golfers who hit their balls over the fence of our property from the course that borders our property. Legal? I didn’t care if it was or not.
13. First school: Whatever the preschool is downtown by Arielles house
12. First movie you watched in a theater: I have no idea
13. First thing you really saved up money for: people, by saving money you lose money. Over time money decreases in value because of inflation so actually, when you save you lose. So spend your money on something that can make you money! Like silver or gold, which increases in value much better than interest in a bank account.
14. First run in with the Law: I almost got taken to jail cause some cops tried to get me to tell them I was doing Heroine and Cocaine. Which I wasn’t, but it’s a funny story huh?
15. First date: I don’t know what to say for this. I guess with a big group on a cruise with Kate, but we weren’t really officially dating then. But I knew she liked me…it was the only time I was ever positive that someone liked me…it was nice.
70 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. DO YOU SLEEP NAKED
Only when I feel sexy haha. Actually sometimes in summer when my room is 90 degrees, I take a cold shower and then run to bed soaking and try to get to sleep before my body temp goes up.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I’m gonna buy Isla Vista, burn it down and build my mansion and chocolate factory over it. And Jonas is gonna have a mansion and his record company. So that I guess means that I hate all of IV with a passion. But I’m actually a lover and a romantic as that.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
dieing before I fulfill my wishes
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
I liked them but I wasn’t crazy
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF REALITY TV?
I think The Apprentice is awesome….and the model and designer shows are amusing…but I never watch them unless I’m with a girl
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Only when I’m angry with them
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Every girl wanted to do me. Actually, my sisters 4th grade class did a project on me and how I was growing over the year.
8. WHAT SCENT DO YOU WEAR?
Kenneth Cole “Signature” Guys take note, chicks dig it.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Space Black
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
I have before. Funniest thing ever was hearing Adam sing “Desperado” in the shower at the hotel in LA before disneyland.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
nope, but I jumped head first over a fence with a 6 foot drop. Which is actually scary and I hurt my back for a week.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I can say the ABC’s backwards….and undress women with just my eyes.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
I wanna go back to Morocco, coolest fuckin place ever. And NYC and Frisco and Europe and Australia…pretty much anywhere.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Hell of a lot funnier than Letterman, but O’Brian is the funniest.
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
miles I can swim
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
What a great movie
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Yeah
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
ask my french maid
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARD?
My record is 14 times in one minute. Do you know how much “geek” ass I can get with that?
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
nope
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
I like’m both
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
I don’t have a problem with it. I’ve seen a deer killed and skinned in my yard. I thank Manuel for that. It was good eatin too.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I do not know, most likely.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Its so childish
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Allergies
[wtf happened to 27??]
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
He’s alive and surfing in Australia with Jim Morrison…Jerry Garcia is smoking weed on the beach watching most likely
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
nope, so I’ll probably end up crying at mine…the worst of all situations
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Eggs Benedict
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Go ask one. Put the one you know in a round room and tell them to go and sit in the corner. If they get confused then yes that particular one is dumb.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
My roommate takes it; sells it on Ebay
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
11
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Food Network, Kdog
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Not if you’re starving
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Coming back from school.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Baths are relaxing but never really do it.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
In spirit…
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
”You know the holocaust? Imagine the exact opposite of that!” - Harold & Kumar…I think I proved my point.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
I like the dark except when I can’t see in and afraid of it…yeah, so sometimes haha
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Itunes
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Crunchy. Makes it a little sexier
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
yeah, but why is that relevant?
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
No
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once
46. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
Big Star Jeans, bright blue polo short sleeved shirt, horrible quality socks, Calivin Klein boxers, oh and my western belt and belt buckle. The buckle has a K on it and I have KEVIN indented into the back
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
I’ve slept in some pretty bad situations. Dirt roads in Africa haha. But usually i’m pretty deep
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Dark blue
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Could be better could be worse.
51. WHO'S IS BETTER?
you have a girlfriend which is a pretty good thing. You bastard
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Not really, but I do find a penny like every other day which is really weird.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Pretty much
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
I can play the ocarina! What more do I have to say?
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Nickels and dimes
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
Nope, I would like to though
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Only if it is completely unrelated to Boy Scouts
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
Not many people have the talent to make me do that. Maybe adam or andrew or marshall.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Maybe….
60. ARE DOGS MANS BEST FRIEND?
Actually, yes.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
I, unlike most people, will actually decide whether I like my gf BEFORE getting married.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
No, but I hope to dance like Usher in a couple months
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Yeah, is all I can say
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Oh man, such a nice day.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Some oreos
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
No.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
I can’t think of one
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
No, I’ve owned several of their things like 5 years ago…before it was considered trendy
70. FAVORITE PEOPLE TO HANG OUT WITH?
I’ve had the best times with Andrew, adam, marshall, paul and current roommates
This survey took me days damn’t!