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[chocmarsh]

So my dad comes in from tending the fruit trees behind our house I look up at him, see his hair and this is the result:

Me: Dad, you have a flower in your hair.
Mom: Does that mean your coming out?
Dad:* Leaves kitchen*
*Me: *stares at mom*
Mom: Well, he just turned 60. Maybe he got tired of living a lie. It's been known to happen.

I freaking love my mom.