"a double pass?! why don't you marry her!"

[chisel]

on thursday xing, julie, ethan, mark and i went to a chinese restaurant called xing because xing always wanted a restaurant to be named after him not really and even though it's a chinese restaurant xing, the waitress, and i were the only asian ones there and ethant ells me the waitress is hot and i laugh because how does anybody react to that and i tell him to pick her up and go have hot sex but he could never do that and i jokingly threaten to ask her out myself and he hates me because i make him feel inadequate but i joke about it more because i'm mean and he says he hates me and pushes me away because he's mean and mark is hopelessly in love with julie and xing and i high five each other every five seconds because we're asian and tell xing not to date regis boy oh how xing tries oh he tries so after dinner we walk up ninth ave to julie's apt on 86th and julie and i are very friendly, we play with each other's hair and pretend to be a couple and mark is a bit jealous and i tell julie to come garden with me in my house in queens but mark wants her to come to his garden and she chooses mine even though she knows mark is hopelessly in love with her oh how julie flirts so i walk with xing, we walk with our arms over each other's shoulders and ethan says i could turn xing straight and gets us peach schnapps because i've always wanted to try peach schnapps we hack as we walk, we stop to hack in a circle and i make a double pass to julie after which mark says A DOUBLE PASS?! WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HER! and he doesn't want to like her because everybody likes her and she's like a college you don't apply when everybody applies and we get to julie's apartment where we have ice cream with peach schnapps but we don't get drunk because we're enjoying each other's company too much and ethan wants to watch sex and the city but it's late so mark, xing, and i leave for queens and i start to like mark and the n train finally comes and i hug both of them away and it takes me two hours to get home because the r doesn't run late nights and the e takes forever and there was no local and it's like being in limbo and i finally get home at two and my father is screaming and my grandma is crying and i wake up the next day at three in the afternoon.

i spent this morning doing tai chi. i gardened with my sister. the tulips look quite nice. we ripped out grandma's flowers thinking they were weeds. now i'm going to learn how to play mahjong. bye