Bible Test Humor
The following are
answers given by students at the Williamston Presbyterian Church, So.
Carolina, to test questions on the Bible:
- Noah's wife was called Joan Of Ark.
- Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
- The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathetic Genitals.
- Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.
- Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments.
- The seventh commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultery".
- Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
- David fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
- Jesus was born because Mary had immaculate contraption.
- The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 decibles.
- The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
- One of the opposums was St. Mathew.
- Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
- A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony